Mario: The hell?

He looks over
"Hi.."

Goremann: "Techpriest?"

He looks over
"W-What?"

Goremann: "You are a techpriest, correct?"

"T-T-The hells a t-t-techpriest?"

Goremann: "..."

"H-H-H-Hello?"

jake: uhhh... you ok?

He looks over
"Do I look okay?"

jake: your arm is sparking...

"Good eyesight.."

jake: if you are a robot, or at least have robot parts, i can help.

"What?"

jake: are you a robot?

"Y-Yeah."

jake: i can fix whatever is wrong with your arm!(pulls out toolkit)

"Really?"

jake: yep!

"C-C-C-Cool!"

jake: what happened to you arm?

"I got-t-t stabbed."

jake: (deaattatches broken arm and replaces it) there you go.

"Hey thanks!"

jake: you are welcome.

"You seem nice."

jake: thanks.

"What's your name?"

jake:jake.

"Hey! I'm Jakob!"

jake: who built yu?

"A man with the same name."

jake: what a coincidence

"Yeah."

jake: (pulls out a gun and shoots at something behind jakob) duck!

He ducks

(jake also ducks as an explosive rockets past them. you see a hooded figure running away

"What the..?"

jake: who was that guy?

"I dunno!"

jake: do you know anyone who hates you that much..

"No."

jake: then i know who it was.

"Who?"

jake:(grits his teeth) siri. we have a very hate-hate-love relationship.

"Siri..?"

jake: in a nutshell, hes me but evil.

"Oh."

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Artois: "...Are you derezzing?"

"Am I what-t-t-t?"

Artois: "Y'know, derezzing? Merde, wait. Are you a user or a program? Judging by the way you asked that question just now, you're a user. Lemme rephrase this. Are you dying?"

"M-Maybe?"

Artois: "Merde. Let me take you to Flynn, he can fix you."
*Artois pulls out a rectangular cyan light and presses a button. It turns into a car... of sorts. The 'car' is futuristic, like something you'd see in a sci-fi movie, except it doesn't seem to be able to fly. You notice there's a passenger seat.*
Artois: "Get in, I'll help you."

"T-T-T-T-Thanks.."

*Artois smiles.*
"No problem. Now, let's go."
*Artois steps on the gas and takes you to a modern house that overlooks the whole area known as the Outlands.*

"W-W-Woah."

Artois: "Yeah. Flynn was exiled here when CLU took over everything."
*Artois looks at the house. A woman stands in front of the door. Artois greets her.*
Artois: "Hey, Quorra."
Quorra: "Who's that you brought along? A user...?"
Artois: "Yeah. He needs Flynn's help."

"User-r?"

Artois: "You're not a program, right? Therefore, you're a user."
Quorra: "What Artois is trying to say is that you're not from here. How'd you even get here in the first place?"

"I was indeed programmed.."