“UUUGH! What’s wrong with you?!”

"No one plays stupid. You are stupid."

“Well you can suck it!” I pat my my pants

"That's a little gay, dude."

“So you tryna get a look? Like what are we doing here?”

"Apparently, you decided to come out of the closet."

“I’m not gay!”

"Didn't you just want me to, and I quote, 'suck it'?"

“No it’s an offensive metaphor stupid!”

"Well I'm not offended."

“URGH!” I run to a wall and pee looking away from his direction

"What did I d-do to you?"

“Exist!”

"If y-you're not-t going to help-p me... leave me-e alon-ne..."

“Yeah I don’t help mentally ill non human entities that shouldn’t exist!”

"Then-n g-g-g-g-go away."

“No! I wanna see how your pathetic nonhuman life ends!”

He grips his machete harder

“What are you doing with that sharp thing anyway?”

"Get. Away."

“Why? What are you gonna cut me with that? I bet you don’t even know how to use it”

"I loved my creator like a father!"

“Yeah but you don’t seem to have any hesitation to hurt your creator’s fellow humans!”

"Because some of them treat me like sh!t!"

“And vice versa!”

"I get it! You hate us! You made your point!"

“GAAAAAAAHHH!!” I bang my head repeatedly on the floor

"Stop!"

“I. CANT. TAKE. THIS. ANYMORE. WHO’S GENUS IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE AI!? AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!” I continue, harming myself out of anger and stress

He grabs you by the shoulders and picks you up
"Stop!"

“IM NOT FINISHED!”

"Yeah."

“Ahhh my leg!”

"Get up."

“No!”

"Get up and leave."

“Nuh uh!”

"Why not?!'

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP AND LEAVE WHEN YOU BIG BALL OF METAL SLAPPED MY LEG WITH A SWORD!”

"It's not like I stabbed you!"

“SOMETIMES I WISH YOU WOULD!”

"Right here?"

“Uh huh!” I rub my hands together

He clenches his fists
"Alright!"

“Oh danm” I walk closer to him, cautiously

"You sure about this?"

“No not really”

"Then leave."

“No unlike you I have people who would look for me if I went missing”

"So go home."

“No” I get even closer

"If you hate me so much, leave!"

“But you made that really difficult! LOOK AT ME!”

"You should'a left in the first place!"

“You should’ve never existed!”

"What do you got against me, anyway?"

“A lot now!”

"Before this!"

“How inhuman the nature of a man made peace of metal speaking and making decisions is!”

"You're scared, aren't you?"

“Yes...”

"What is there to be scared of?"

“Robots, I’m not with the idea of it...at some point they will learn more then us and grow past us and treat us like how we treat our pets!”

"I'm not like that though!"

“How would I know!?”

"I didn't try to kill you as soon as I saw you!"

“What if you just came back from killing someone?”

"Someone tried to kill *me*!"

“How if your a robot!?”

"You can kill robots."

“Not very easily apparently. You’ve showed me that”

"You want it so b-b-bad?"
He cuts your arm

“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOHOHOOOOOOOOH!” I back up

"Take that as a warning!! Get away from me!!"

“Y-you think I’m scared of a small cut?! Give me the sword thing!” I continue to try and grab it

He shoves you back and cuts you deeper, on your leg

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!” I fall on the floor crawling away “AAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!”

"Don't come n-n-n-near me again-n!"

“YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT! UUUUGGH, AAAAAHH!”

He flips him off as he crawls away

I do the same “GO DIE IN A TRASH PIT WITH THE REST OF YOU WASTES OF TIME AND MONEY!”

"You realize I'm made of metal?"

“Yes indeed. I don’t care what I have to do I’ll find someway to break you”

"Try me."

“Alright” I kick his leg “AAAHH! DANM!”

"Hah!"

“I’m boutta turn into a engineer...as soon as I find the toolbox”

"Engineer?"

“Yeah, maybe...I dunno”

"Alright."
He kicks you

“OOOOOOW!”

"Are you pissing?"

“Yeah hold on I was holding it for a while...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man that feels good”

"O-Okay.."

“Oop. Would you mind if took a poop cause I felt it coming a little bit”

"Okay, I'm putting a moratorium on that."
He slaps you across the face, it hurts a lot

“AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAH GOD DANM!” I hold my face and look down “NOOOO MY SHOES IS IN MY PEE!”

"Hahahahahah!"

I take off my shoes and throw it at him “EH!”

He dodges them with ease and rushes at you
((I know it seems op rn vut I'm doing a thing

“AAAAAAAAAAHHH!” I hold my hands in front of my head (don’t worry about it)

He grabs your throat and slams you into the ground

“AAAAAAAAAAHHH! PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEASE! I BEG YOU PLEASE! IM UNARMED I SWEAR!”

The other robot peeks his head in
"Go for his hea-"
He got cut off by a gunshot

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

"You hear me, bucko? You're finished."

“Okay! Please just put me down!”

"And why?"

“Because I wanna live!”

"And this concerns me how?"

“Uhhh I have...drugs”

"I don't care."

“I’m a real piece of piss am I?”

"No.."

“Then what am I?”

"A human."

“Worthless? Stupid? Low class? Just a chunk meat trash classified as a “human?”

"No!"

“You don’t look down to humans in digits and disappointment?”

"No."

“Your not considering what I listed?”

"Ew, what the f*ck?!"

“Okay now that’s done I can really show you what I wanted to show you” I pick up the poop with my bare hands. Poop smearing all over them too

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

“A lot of things” I approach him with my poop rod

"Get the hell away from me with your shit!"

“NO TOUCH IT TOUCH IT!”

"You're disgusting!"
He kicks you away

“AH! YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU CAN EAT MY SHIT!”

"You're demented!"

“Shut up! I need to check up on my boy!”

"Shut up!"

“Look at what you did!”

"You deserve it! You treat us pike sh!t if we make a simple mistake!"

“Because you are! You weren’t designed to make “mistakes!”

"Oh, like you humans never make mistakes..."

“Because it is a part of the HUMAN mind! Not the AI mind!”

"I'm made to think like a human! I'm sentient!"

“But you never will be because your just a stupid good-for-nothing waste of space on this earth!”

"And you're just a waste of oxygen!"

“That waste of oxygen’s species is the reason you exist!”

((like*

"If you hate me so much, go away! Stay away from me!"

“IM NOT LETTING AN ENCOUNTER LIKE THIS GO TO WASTE!” I crawl towards the broken phone

He stomps on the phone
"*Leave!!!*"

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

"It's broken, okay?! Leave!!"

I start gently sobbing

"..."

I wipe my tears “YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE ALIVE!”

"Why do you hate me??"

“Because your just...a stupid robot...who could care less...care less for your “creators”

"Like me."

“Like you? A-uhh a robot?”

"Yes."

“Where is he?”

"H-H-H-H-He went that way."
He points southwest

“What are you waiting for let’s get em!”

"Y-Y-Y-Yeah!"

I run in the exact direction he pointed “Lemme know when you find him!”

"O-O-Ok!"

I look around “I can’t find him!”

"You created us! The least you could do is appreciate us!"

“Never! You were made to help! To follow us! But you’ve decided to make your own decisions! You weren’t built to do that!”

"My creator made me sentient!"

“Then you and your creator deserve to be six feet under!”

"If you don't leave, your murder will be so gruesome that Forensic Files will make a whole season out of it."

“Screw this!” I reach for my phone

"Call the cops! You'll be dead before you press '1'!"

“Oh you must think I’m some sort of stupid movie protagonist or something!” I take 4 photos “Evidence right here” I point at the phone

He grabs the phone
"You mean this?"

“Oh...GIVE IT BACK!”

"Uhhh.."

“And um.....maybe some money........”

He drops you, kicking you to the side
"Then get out of here."

“But I have something for you I want you to have it!”

"What is it?"

“I’m boutta end this man’s whole career”

"Huh?"

“You wanna know?”

"I.. guess?"

I run in a corner and pull down my pants to let loose the longest dirtiest piece of feces

"I like humans!"

“What? Y-you do?”

"Yes!"

“So why did you...have the knife sword thing?”

"D-Defense."

“Against?”

"T-T-T-T-The guy who st-t-t-tabbed me."

“Who?”

"I don't know.."

“What’s he look like? We gonna clap him”

"Hah!"

“I’m sacred and confused! But I’m not leaving!”

"Why not? Just go away!"

“I’m making my time worth something!”

"G-G-G-Go do it somewhere else! Just leave! Me! Alone!!"

“No!” I try to shove him

He stumbles back a bit but recovers
"Why not?!"
He shoves him back

I trample backwards but regain my balance “Cause you don’t belong here!” I reach for his hand

"D-D-Don't touch me!"

“GIMME IT!”

"What are you, suicidal?"

“No! I meant you make me wanna kill myself!”

"How?? By existing?!"

“Yes!”

"Why?!"

“How many more times do I have to say it?!”

"What, because we make mistakes?!"

“No because you are mistakes!”

"The only mistake I see here is you!!"

“Well you can kiss it!” I position my hands around my waist

"Why should I? It's a non human entity. I thought you hated those."

“It’s inanimate and doesn’t hold sharp objects!”

"Huh... Maybe it should."

“Maybe you should give it back!”

"Hmmm... No."

“Well I’m not leaving without my phone. It costs a lot of money”

"Well, I guess you're staying here for good then."
He stabs your phone with his machete

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” I fall to my knees with my hands on my head

"Why not get comfortable?"

“Try me!”

You see another robot that looks exactly like the other one

“Woah...”

He looks at you
"Hey!"

“AY YOU!”

"What do you want?"

“WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

"I dunno. What *did* I do?"

“YOU DID SOMETHING TO THE OTHER ROBOT!”

"What other robot?"

“DONT PLAY STUPID!”

"Do you want t-t-t-to find out?"

I squint my eyes “...kinda...”

"Okay then."
He rushes at you with the machete

“AAAAHHH OH NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!” I run

He stops chasing you
"Oh, I thought I didn't know how to use it-t-t-t."

I stop running “Dont touch me you animal!”

"You yourself a-a-a-are the animal!"

“IM NOT THE ONE WITH OVERSIZED KNIFE, IM NOT THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT THE DUMP, AND IM NOT LOOKING TO MURDER!!”

"You humans always take advantage of us!"

“And you t-things will never leave us be!”

"Woah, jeez!"

“I should be saying that!”

"W-W-W-Why?"

“What is wrong with you you disgusting creature!”

"H-H-H-Hey!"

“It’s true! Your look like a disc race to humanity!”

"I-I-I'm not human!"

“I can see why! No human could possibly be that weird!”

"S-Shut up!"

“No you beast!”