No Joke OCs, OP OCs, or Bambi OCs.

Stan: *pulls gun out*

(Pump is a guy)

Stan: *driving* can't believe that I had to kill another smurf

Pump: *getting up* Just because I'm blue doesn't mean I'm a smurf!

Stan: *stops car* stfu smurf *starts driving again*

Pump: Don't call me that.

Stan: SMURF

Pump: That's it! *pulls out his hover wispon*

Stan: *Loads gun* bye smurf *shoots pump in his head*

Pump: You can't kill me!

Stan: My name is Stan and yes I can

Jake: Don't you dare!

Pump: Hey, you can't do that!

Stan: yes I can

Pump: I created this, it's against the rules.

Stan: you didn't create the world did you *loads gun*

Pump: You're not allowed to do that!

Stan: Look you are jobless unlike me

Pump: You can't do that!

Stan: what I can't have a job *puts finger on trigger* ok smurf *pulls trigger and runs away*

Pump: You weren't supposed to shoot!

Stan: *shoots her till shes dead and runs further away to his car*

(Pump is immortal)
Pump: I'm immortal!

Stan: *uses C.I.A device to make you mortal* *shoots you again*

Pump: *dodges* Stop trying to kill me.

Stan: *uses torture devices to lock to the wall* No *shoots you*

Pump: *dodges*

(You can't because of the torture devices)

Aqua: Buddy?

Stan: who tf are you

Aqua: I'm his mom.

Stan: *shoots Aqua and pump*

Dante: we got this?
Neo: yeah, we do

Aqua: *laughing* No you don't!
Pump: This is a quiz to see which team knows me, Buddy Fan, better! My parents, or... these random people that just walked in.

Neo: we’re random?
Dante: yes, neo, yes

Pump: Question 1! What is my favorite game?

Neo: we’re screwed
Dante: yep

Pump: Anyone?

Neo: we have no idea who this kid is
Dante: yep
Neo: you wanna take a guess?
Dante: no

Aqua: Pump it Up!
Pump: That's correct! Guys, my nickname is Pump.

Dante: kinda makes sense

Pump: Question 2! When I boot up my PC, what's the first game that I launch?

Neo: hmmmmmm pump it up?
Dante: it’s gonna be wrong

Pump: Incorrect.
Aqua: The Stanley Parable!
Pump: Correct!

Dante: they obviously have an upper hand in this
Neo: yep

Pump: Question 3! What color is my fur?

Neo: blue?

Pump: Correct! Question 4! What is the name of the place where I met Sonic and his friends?

Neo: I’m stumped
Dante: same here

Aqua: Green Hill!
Pump: Correct!

Dante: that was obvious
Neo: more or less

Pump: Question 5! What is the name of my former enemy, who I became friends with after we got to know each other more?

Dante: how are we suppossed to know this?
Neo: yeah!

Aqua: Ron!
Pump: That's correct.

Dante: why are we even here?
Neo: because we were bored