Sad.

Pop tarts are great. I like strawberry pop tarts. My friend likes blueberry pop tarts. I try to tell him that strawberry is better, but he doesn't listen. Strawberry pop tarts are good. So are blueberry, but they're not as good. Strawberry is better. I then handed my friend a blueberry pop tart. And I got myself a strawberry pop tart. We both took a bite out of our pop tarts simultaneously. His blueberry pop tart was secretly laced with poison. He then perished. Little did I know, my pop tart was also laced with poison. Now we are both currently in the afterlife still arguing about which pop tart flavor is better.
Repost this to 5 different people to make sure this doesn't happen to you.

Kitten you are very based, my dose of redpill, I stop being incel MGTOW and become simp for you. Without you I'm just a soyboy cringe, sheesh you're too perfect No Cap, not even sigma can tank you, because you're a full chad. Your alpha mindset tilts me with passion, you're indie and I'm poggers with your beauty, I'm hyped on you and I'm LMAO with your edgy shipposter humor. You are different from the normie e-girls and you have a unique aesthetic well drip, fall on your bait and I became beta, sorry kekw but it's just that you are so full blessed that it hit my heart and now I'm doomer away from you, your cult way nothing bluepill fascinates me, and I warn you that I'm not a pozer because I already admired you before becoming a trend and my love for you will never flop!