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helo | YOU. 👉 ME 👈. GAS STATION ⛽. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? 🍽 SUSHI 🍣 OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE 💊 INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION ⛽ SUSHI 🍣, WE BLACK OUT ⬛AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER . WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH 🐟🐠; HORNY FISH 🐠😫🐟. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. FISH ORGY🐟😫🐠😫🐟, THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR 🐻. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT ⚔. BEAR 🐻 FIGHT. BEAR 🐻 HANDED. BEAR 🐻 NAKED?😫 OH YES, PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR🐻 AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL. THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE🧀, DANCE DANCE 💃 REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ⚒? UH, I THINK SO 🤔. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. ✝️ THEN I TURN INTO A JET 🛩, FLY INTO THE SUN☀️, BLACK OUT ⬛AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP🥴, WHITE OUT ⬜WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT 🚬. GREENED-OUT🟩, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN ☀️. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN. | image tagged in helo | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Fieryone
1 up, 2y,
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Pop tarts are great. I like strawberry pop tarts. My friend likes blueberry pop tarts. I try to tell him that strawberry is better, but he doesn't listen. Strawberry pop tarts are good. So are blueberry, but they're not as good. Strawberry is better. I then handed my friend a blueberry pop tart. And I got myself a strawberry pop tart. We both took a bite out of our pop tarts simultaneously. His blueberry pop tart was secretly laced with poison. He then perished. Little did I know, my pop tart was also laced with poison. Now we are both currently in the afterlife still arguing about which pop tart flavor is better.
Repost this to 5 different people to make sure this doesn't happen to you.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
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Kitten you are very based, my dose of redpill, I stop being incel MGTOW and become simp for you. Without you I'm just a soyboy cringe, sheesh you're too perfect No Cap, not even sigma can tank you, because you're a full chad. Your alpha mindset tilts me with passion, you're indie and I'm poggers with your beauty, I'm hyped on you and I'm LMAO with your edgy shipposter humor. You are different from the normie e-girls and you have a unique aesthetic well drip, fall on your bait and I became beta, sorry kekw but it's just that you are so full blessed that it hit my heart and now I'm doomer away from you, your cult way nothing bluepill fascinates me, and I warn you that I'm not a pozer because I already admired you before becoming a trend and my love for you will never flop!
Fieryone
1 up, 2y,
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what
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y
I love god, like I literally love him so much! LIKE OMG I like to put my large 50cm dick into his ass😏 and start whooping like jeSUS christ Oma Lawd SOOOo hottie uwu!!!🥵 He make me wanna come in like 2 seconds but I need to hold it because I am a good prayer so I need to satisfy before myself so I will suck his cock before doing anything right, he will come foutain of holy susy come in my mouth and i swallow it !!!1!? BECAUSE IM A GOOD PRAYER🤲🙏!!! UESAYESSIR! Im LIL NAS Y hahah so i will stay in heaven and sheeesh zamn with JEsus not with satan sheeesh zamn!11 less go mf🤪 I will read The Bible for me and Jesus children everyday!11🧾 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT! AND GOD IS THICK ASS AF SHEESH ZAMN DADDY GOD UWU HARDER DADy🥶💯🥵🔥
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YOU. 👉 ME 👈. GAS STATION ⛽. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? 🍽 SUSHI 🍣 OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE 💊 INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION ⛽ SUSHI 🍣, WE BLACK OUT ⬛AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER . WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH 🐟🐠; HORNY FISH 🐠😫🐟. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. FISH ORGY🐟😫🐠😫🐟, THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR 🐻. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT ⚔. BEAR 🐻 FIGHT. BEAR 🐻 HANDED. BEAR 🐻 NAKED?😫 OH YES, PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR🐻 AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL. THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE🧀, DANCE DANCE 💃 REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ⚒? UH, I THINK SO 🤔. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. ✝️ THEN I TURN INTO A JET 🛩, FLY INTO THE SUN☀️, BLACK OUT ⬛AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP🥴, WHITE OUT ⬜WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT 🚬. GREENED-OUT🟩, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN ☀️. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN.