Rammy is not my OC. Credit to Masaya Matsuura and NanaOn-Sha.

Medic: hallo
(rp end, one sentence showdown because wtf am i gonna do, i just see them)

Rammy: Who's the better guitarist, me or Lammy?

Medic: i dont know, never seen either of you

Rammy: *practices guitar*

Medic: huh. cool.

Lammy: *walks in*

(rapappa the papper)
Medic: oh ok

Lammy: Rammy! Wanna do a guitar battle?
Rammy: Of course!

Spy: *about to stab medic in the back* oh a guitar battle? i never seen one, this will be interesting.

Lammy: This is the way it works. The teacher will do one line. Then I'll play that line on the guitar...
Rammy: Then I get the next line!

Spy: medic, you play music on your saw thing to heal us somehow, do whatever you want them to do

Rammy: OK. *walks out*

Scout: Lets do this!

Lammy: *breathes*

Scout: what?

Lammy: Nothing!

Scout: alright.

Lammy: We haven't done Stage 2 or Stage 4...

Scout: Stage what-

Lammy: Stage 2, Stage 4?

Scout: 4 I guess

Lammy: Time to fly a plane!

Scout: WOO IM FLYIN!

Lammy: *plays the left/right controls like a guitar*

Scout: *does that same exact thing because he wants to*

Lammy: *freestyles a bit, jumping to COOL*

Scout: *plays this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA9XFzxTTOQ for freestyle*

Lammy: Scout, I hate to break it to you. You're about to drop down to bad.

Scout: WHAT THE HELL?

Lammy: You better recover soon!

Scout: *trying to get back up to cool*

Lammy: You're back in Good!

Scout: Nice.

*two measures later* Lammy: Now we're both in Cool!

Scout: I feel like dancing but I dont want to crash the plane.

Lammy: Just mash buttons and you'll remain Cool.

Scout: That wont crash the plane apparently?

Lammy: We're out of the plane. (For context COOL mode causes Lammy/Rammy/Parappa to enter an alternate version of the stage. For Stage 4 they get sent to space.)

Scout: Look at me, i'm flyin!

Lammy: *freestyles*

Scout: *dances*

Lammy: *continues freestyling, staying in Cool*

Scout: *spamming everything*

Lammy: Don't spam too much, or you'll drop down to Good.

Scout: I thought I was allowed to do that for Cool

Lammy: You have to have occasional breaks in your freestyling.

Scout: Oh ok

Rammy: *wins*
Teriyaki: You beat ‘em bad! You want my phone number?

Spy: i hate this

Rammy: I didn’t even have to try!

Scout: yo whats going on here

Rammy: Just some guitar battles.

Scout: oh cool.

Lammy: ...

Scout: im good at guitar, let me go up.

Lammy: You wanna be on my side or Rammy's?

Scout: rammy.

Baby Bunny: (What a day...)
Lammy: You guys are cute!
Rammy: Come on, I never liked this stage!

Medic: bunnies.

Lammy: *sweating*

Spy: my turn medic.

Rammy: You sure about this?

Spy: oh please, how bad could it be

Rammy: Very bad! It could be very bad!

Spy: how could it be bad, its guitar.

Rammy: *chooses Stage 6* Welcome to hell! Both literal and figurative Hell!

Spy: oh god, its... PERFECT!

Rammy: ...

Medic: *now has guitar* lets try this

Rammy: Gotta prove myself. *chooses Stage 3*

Medic: what the hell-

Lammy: You need to literally rock the babies to sleep!

Medic: ok.

Rammy: Play them like a guitar!

Medic:uh what the hell ok.

(UJL is somehow weirder than Parappa)
Rammy: *drops below Awful*

Medic: *hitting every note*

Lammy: That's... not how this works. I choose the song. *picks Stage 7*

Medic: what the- I cant sing, im a doctor.

Lammy: Oh, Katy's singing!

Medic: I dont even understand this anymore!

Lammy: *hits every note*
Rammy: *drops below Awful*
Katy: Hey! You're pretty good! You should join MILKCAN!
Lammy: What are you talking about? I AM MILKCAN!
Rammy: OK, you win. I guess I'll just go back to hell now.

Medic: Let me try.

Rammy: You sure?

Medic: sure, if i can heal my teammates by playing music off a bonesaw, i can play a guitar

Lammy: Just remember, your guitar is in your mind!

Medic: ok.