LETS GO PRACTICE MEDICINE

Scout: You mess with the doc, you get the glock!

Medic: lets go practice medicine :)

Scout: C'mon doc, do it doc!

Medic: *starts firing the minigun at the entire blu team*

Pyro: *distressed mmph*

Medic: you gonna let me get blown up by the same soldier again?

*he shakes his head*

Medic: good *switches back to medigun*

Pyro: mmph. (Now what.)

Medic: *heals pyro*

Pyro: Mmmphphmph. (Oh ok)
(They leave spawn)

*good ending*

Heavy: MEDIC WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SASHA

Medic: SASHA IS MINE UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO PROTECT ME!

Heavy: FINE!

*heavy is stuck with ol' reliable until he can save medic*

Heavy: Heavy regret join team now…

BLU Pyro: *starts trying to burn medic*

Heavy: MEDIC!! *murders pryro*

Announcer: You passed medic's first test.
BLU Pyro: *transforms back to spy*
Spy: please, not again....

Heavy: maybe…maybe…

*heavy recieves an upgraded minigun from ol' reliable, but its not sasha*

Heavy: Heavy will make use of gun

BLU Spy: *backstabs heavy*
*when heavy respawns, theres a teleporter, but this isnt part of the test, the teleporter is but not the blu spy*

Heavy: I’m not stepping on teleporter

Medic: *running from the spy* HELP!

Heavy: *casually muders spy*

Medic: well, that wasnt supposed to happen... but you still saved me from that spy, so you passed. *heavy has retrieved sasha*

Heavy: SASHA!!!

Medic: hey if that spy didnt come, the test would have been if you were gonna use a teleporter to teleport to the intel to protect it or save me, but both would have gotten you to pass

Heavy: thanks medic

Medic: Very we-
Spy: *backstabs Medic*
Medic: AAAAAAAAA

Heavy: *casually murders spy…again*

Spy: *dodges* Chill, its a prank!
Medic: Yeah, he cant kill me, hes on our team!

Heavy: alright

BLU Spy: *stabs medic with spy-cicle* HAAAAAAHAHAHHAH *snort* HAHAHAHAHAH *pause* hahahahahaha...

Heavy: *laughs* little baby man made bad mistake *murders spy*

Medic: *not respawning for some reason, but heavy can pick up the medigun*

Heavy: weird

*the medigun works on medics dead body, keep trying to use it*

Heavy: heavy sad

*the medigun revives medic*
Medic: New ability installed, pretty neat

Heavy: this’ll do good

*medic and heavy both have mediguns, but heavy no longer has sandvich*

Heavy: heavy miss sandvich

Medic: wait.. *stores sandvich in medigun for an uber sandvich, it grants 10 seconds of ubercharge when eaten and heals 150 health, giving overheal if already at max*

Heavy: good thinking

Medic: now lets try it... *cuts sandvich in half to share with heavy*

Heavy: *eats*

Medic: *finally feels the ubercharge* OH MY GOD THATS PAINFUL.... Thats how you guys always feel when I ubercharge?

Heavy: yes

Medic: damn

Heavy: yea

Medic: well lets go practice medicine

Heavy: y e s

Spy: *pulls out a minigun* ah, mappele monsiuer

Heavy: what

Spy: *starts killing everybody on the blu team*

Heavy: *murders spy*

Medic: Heavy, what the f**k?

Heavy: wot

Medic: He was helping!

Heavy: oh well

Medic: well, thats how one of us are gonna lose our gun license.

Heavy: oh!

Medic: *minor laugh*

Heavy: *laughs as well*

Spy: I am light knives man.

Heavy: very good

Spy: and this, is my knife.

Heavy: ok

Spy: it weighs 4 ounces and stabs people at 60 stabs per minute. it costs 250 dollars to use this butterfly knife. *LAUGH*

Heavy: ok

Spy: some people think they can outsmart me. maybe... maybe....
...
Spy: i have yet to meet one who can outsmart backstab

Heavy: ha! Let’s see you outsmart bullet

Spy: *uses cloak and dagger to turn invisible*

Heavy: bye little baby man

Spy: I did outsmart bullet though, didnt I?

Heavy: maybe…maybe…

Spy: nice.

Heavy: for now

Spy: what

Heavy: *aims sasha*

Spy: oh no

Heavy: you want to fight, little baby man?

Spy: oh shi-

Heavy: *fires*