"TRADESMAN"; "PROFESSIONAL"; COLLEGE EDUCATION; "APPRENTICESHIP"; FOLLOWS A SET OF INSTRUCTIONS; SOLVES PROBLEMS USING SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING; SALARIED POSITION LIKE A GROWN UP; HOURLY WAGES LIKE THEY'RE A F**KING KID AT MCDONALD; TRIES TO FOOL HIMSELF INTO THINKING HE'S AS LEGITIMATE AS A PROFESSIONAL; ROUTINELY FORGETS"TRADESMEN" EXIST