not fallout okai!!!111!1!

Area description:

A desert field with semi-buried tanks, estimated number of tanks is over 100, the occasional truck and car

jake: (checks a tank) day 100 report: ive found absoloutley nothing. its days like this where life sucks.

The tank is empty

jake: damn, still nothing.

the tank's turret snaps in half for no apparent reason

jake: jeez this is old...

???: Yea like 50 years old

25*

jake: who and where are you?!

The person was wearing a black beanie, a black and yellow gas mask, a thin jacket, some jeans, and hiking boots

Jacob: I am Jacob

jake: im jake. want a gun?

Jacob: I already have many

jake: good. you need them all.

Jacob: well, thats true in this wasteland.

jake: anyway, i heard about swome nearby people hoarding food. im going to raid them. wanna come?

Jacob: Sure, this modified M60 will help, what are your weapons by the way?

jake: ummm... a gun with bullets of bone melting acid, three nuclear grenades, 4 stun grenades and a few other surprises.

Jacob: W o w, I don't know if I can compare with that . . . unless you count this gravity gun I found. I have an M60, L96A1 with a Hunting Scope, 4 Grenades, 2 flashbangs, a lot of ammo, and a car. You wanna drive there?

jake: i had a gravity gun once. but i kinda broke an entire planet with it so its gone.(hops in car) lets go.

Jacob: Its different then the phys gun, the phys gun is light blue, but the gravity gun is orange, the phys gun can pick up almost anything, but the gravity gun can only pick small and medium small objects, but it can like launch them in the direction you are facing.

The car was a military humvee.

jake: you see, im an inventor. i changed the gravity gun to pick up anything. i kinda picked up a planet and threw it away. who knows where it went.

Jacob: wow

jake: i invented all my weapons.

Jacob: Well this gravity gun I got from a guy named gordon

jake: cool. also, we're here.

Jacob: Wow, fast, there is a machine gun mounted on the top of the humvee, you probably want to use it

jake:ok. (goes up and loads one of his 'treats' in)

Jacob: What did you load in?

jake: youll see.

Jacob: Umm okay

I'm ranking the difficulty to 7

jake: people ahead!(he shoots them and they disintegrate) guards down.

Jacob: Holy s h e t

jake: yeah

Jacob: Holy shit they have a tank

An enemy tank pulls up.

jake: cover for me. (jumps on top of tank, opens hatch and chucks a few grenades inside)

Jacob: This man have some skill

Difficulty: 9

jake: what can i say?

Jacob: Your good

jake: alright lets go gives in.

Jacob: what

(lol just ignore gives in)

k ))

jake: (hops out, guns ready.)

Jacob: * Gets out and pulls out a M60 *

Trooper: *walking*

the wind slightly picks up

Trooper: ...

do something, like look inside a tank ))

Trooper: *starts quietly singing in this shirt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iNHtdL-zu4) while walking*

A tank's turret snaps in half

Trooper: *looks inside a tank*

the tank has bones of a person, 3 mags of 22 mm bullets, 2 mags of 9 mm bullets, a P90, AK-47, and a Glock 18

Trooper: *takes the AK-47 and the P90* These puppies will come in handy.

You hear a metal clank nearby, possibly 25 meters away

Trooper: #### i gotta get the f**k out of here *jumps out of the tank and runs away*

While you are running you see a figure in the distance

Trooper: Shit. *runs east*

The figure says something but you can't clearly hear it, it did look human, but your not sure

Trooper: *runs faster*

the figure doesn't chase you

Trooper: ?

Yea, the figure doesn't chase you

Trooper: ...

The figure just . . . loots tanks

Trooper: *also loots tanks*

You hear a cheer coming from the figure, they probably found something really good

Trooper: My loot bitch *pulls out an AK-47*

The figure pulls out an M60 and loads it, not knowing Trooper might kill them

???: Finally, some ammo for my M60

Trooper: *shoots him in the head hitting him*

The figure looks around, then takes cover

???: Glad the helmet works

Trooper: F**K! GO***MNIT! *covers behind a tank*

???: WHOEVER DID THAT, PREPARE TO GET F###ED

Trooper: HAHAH! YOU'RE F**KING DEAD!

???: I GOT A L96A1, AND AN M60, YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU DO NEXT

Trooper: BITCH AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED *pulls out the raygun from CoD zombies*

???: How the hell did you find that?

Trooper: *shoots you* *the explosion hits you*

???: AWW FRICK * crawls to farther cover *

Trooper: *walks towards him* You're dead bitch!

???: Why don't we make a trade?

Trooper: Good idea.

???: Really? Well, I got a modded L96A1, a M60 in surprisingly good condition, a Glock 18, 5 mags of 9mm, 4 mags of 22mm, a P90, a modified Crossbow, some food and water, a compass, and a map.

Trooper: ...

???: What do you have?

Trooper: M60, raygun, P90 and an AK-47.

???: Well, what seems interesting to you?

Trooper: Water. I don't wanna die of a heatstroke. And food. I don't wanna starve to death.

???: Okay, I could use an AK-47, I'll trade you some food and water for a unloaded AK-47

Trooper: *accepts the trade*

???: Okay, here is a half pound of food, a half pound of water.

Trooper: I'll be on my own.

???: K

Did Trooper hand the figure his AK-47?

Trooper: *walks away*

(yes)

The figure gets up and walks in the opposite direction

Trooper: *searches one of the tanks*

you find 2 mags of 9mm

Trooper: *doesn't pick them up*

wait . . . why

(he doesn't have a pistol)

o

*trooper soon comes across a village*

The figure was hosting a stand of goods

???: Time to sell my loot to the world

Trooper: *looking for a nearby clothing store*

???: * notices Trooper but doesn't do anything, but he does put some hats for buying *

Trooper: *notices*

Info:

The figure had a few 7.62mm bullet mags, a few 9mm mags, some 12.7mm mags, a desert eagle, a p90, a few hats, shirts, gloves, gas masks, a few pocket knifes and many other things all for sale. The stand was also inside, for more storage.

Trooper: Hey can i get a pre-war american uniform and a cowboy hat?

Jacob: I think I have both of those things, oh, and by the way, my name is Jacob. * He finds what trooper is looking for *

Trooper: ...

Jacob: Here you go . . . I feel like giving them to you for free, this one is on the house

Trooper: ...

Jacob: You good?

Trooper: Yeah

Jacob: Good

End rp? ))

(yes)