WE GOT A NUMBER ONE VICTORY TURF WAR
YEAH, SPLATOON, WE 'BOUT TO SQUID DOWN (SQUID DOWN)
TEN SPLATS ON THE BOARD RIGHT NOW
JUST WIPED OUT INKOPLIS
MY FRIEND JUST GOT DOWNED
I REVIVED HIM, NOW WE'RE HEADING SOUTH-BOUND
NOW WE'RE IN THE SPLATZVILLE STREETS
LOOK AT THE MAP, GO TO THE MARKED SHEET
MARKED SHEET, MARKED SHEET, MARKED SH-, MARKED SH-
WE GOT A NUMBER ONE VICTORY TURF WAR
YEAH, SPLATOON, WE 'BOUT TO SQUID DOWN (SQUID DOWN)
TEN SPLATS ON THE BOARD RIGHT NOW
JUST WIPED OUT INKOPLIS; TAKE ME TO YOUR SWITCH TO PLAY SPLATOON TODAY
YOU CAN TAKE ME TO SALMONID PLACE ,BUT NOT SALMONID RUINS
I REALLY LOVE TO SQUID WITH YOU
WE CAN BE PRO SPLATOON GAMERS
HE SAID
"HEY BROSKI, YOU GOT SOME HEALS AND A BRELLA?
I NEED HEALING AND I AM ONLY AT 1-HP"
HEY DUDE, SORRY, I FOUND NOTHING ON THIS SAFARI
I CHECKED THE UPSTAIRS OF THAT HOUSE BUT NOT THE UNDERNEATH YET
THERE'S A CRATE THAT'S JUST DOWN THERE; THE OCTARIANS ARE COMING FAST AND YOU NEED HEALS TO PREPARE
I'VE GOT GCOINS THAT I'LL SPEND
MORE THAN YOU CAN CONTEND
I'M A COOL PRO SPLATOON GAMER (COOL PRO SPLATOON)
CAN WE GET A WIN THIS WEEKEND?
TAKE ME TO SALMON IT RUINS
LET'S CHANGE THE GAME MODE AND WE CAN DISCO DOMINATE
LET'S HOP IN AN HERO MODE
TAKE ME TO THE ZONE
I'M RUNNING KIND OF LOW ON SPLATS, I NEED TO BREAK SOME BONES
DRESSED IN ALL HIS KENSA CLOTHES
HE'S GOT SPLATTERSHOT PRO AND HE'S PROBABLY A PRO
HE JUST SHOT MY BACK
I TURN BACK AND I ATTACK
I JUST GOT A VICTORY TURF WAR
A VICTORY TURF WAR
