Soldier: Hmmmm..... a father wanting to take his son fishing? Out of the blue? What a wholesome American thing to do! He went to some restaurant with Miss Pauling! I was honestly shocked!
*demo man walks*
Demo man: *holds a six pack of Scrmpy* O you take the high road and I'll take the low I drink till I'm done *burps* Hey spy are you going to teach your son how f**k a woman
Spy: Theres med-kits all over the map, engineer can build dispensers, so why is everybody always yelling "Medic, Medic, Medic!" still?
*everybody on the team laughs except for medic*