Tf2 rp

Spy: so where's scout

Spy: thanks*
Scout comes with Miss Pauling*
Spy: good timing
Scout: spy what the f**k is going on

Soldier: I don't know frenchie, I thought he was your kid!

Spy: He is where is Scout so him and I could "go fishing"

Soldier: Hmmmm..... a father wanting to take his son fishing? Out of the blue? What a wholesome American thing to do! He went to some restaurant with Miss Pauling! I was honestly shocked!

Spy: I'm so Proud finally dating time for me to become a grand father

Soldier: Scout has really grown! I bet you are proud!

Spy: indeed friend but Where's Demo man

Soldier: I don't know, but I bet that beautiful bastard is drinking!

*demo man walks*
Demo man: *holds a six pack of Scrmpy* O you take the high road and I'll take the low I drink till I'm done *burps* Hey spy are you going to teach your son how f**k a woman

Soldier: I'll take the high road then, GOD BLESS AMERICUH!

Spy: acutely I'm taking the low road cause I'm teaching my son how to f**k a woman

Soldier: Well done spy! You're a true American hero! (Takes a swig)

Pryo: *pryo noises*

Soldier: Oh hello Pyro!

Pryo: *greets in pryo*

Soldier: did ya roast any commies son?

Pyro: *excited pyro noises*

Soldier: That's the pyro we know and love!

Pyro: *gets ready*

"Soldier were your helmet"

Lets go market gardening together

Soldier: Affirmative! (Equips Rocket jumper and basic shovel)

(Ig ill use heavy idk TF2 much)
Heavy: solider!

Soldier: Oh hello heavy!

Medic: im not gonna f**king pocket you again you suck at aiming

Soldier: Now that is just some Ameri-phobia you Nazi! You will pocket or I will stick my foot up your ass!

Heavy: DOCTOR I AM AT 1 HP AND NEED HEALING
Medic: *heals heavy* dummkopf!

Soldier: You commie! You have a sandwich, I'm at 5 hp and I have no way to heal myself you maggots!

Heavy: *eats sandwich to piss off medic*
Medic: I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE *at 3 hp* *heals soldier*

Soldier: Thanks for the aid!

Medic: HELP
BLU Heavy: *firing a bunch of minigun shots at Medic

Soldier: Get down Mr President! (Pushes medic out of the way and begins firing rockets)

BLU Heavy: *dies*

Soldier: Checkmate Stalingrad, stars and stripes beats hammers and sickles, look it up!!

Spy: Theres med-kits all over the map, engineer can build dispensers, so why is everybody always yelling "Medic, Medic, Medic!" still?
*everybody on the team laughs except for medic*

Soldier: Keep Medics name out your f**king mouth!

Spy: Wow. Soldier just slapped the shit out of me.

Soldier:(walks up to spy and bitch slaps him)

*CRITICAL HIT!*

Trooper: SOLDIER GAMING!

Soldier: Damn right maggot, now down and give me twenty!

Trooper: No f**k you haha

Soshi:OMG ITS SOILDER CAN I HAVE YO AUTOGRAPH

Soldier: I can autograph your ass after I kick it, GOD BLESS AMERICUH!

James patten: We’ll he is your biggest fan

Soldier: Oh, uh... Ok, do you have a pen?

Soshi:yes I have pen

Soldier: Outstanding! (Signs soldier)

Soshi:Yay :)