tf2 rp

Trooper: MEDIC GAMING

Heavy: *completely destroyed* DOCTOR YOU SHIT

Trooper: HEAVY GAMING?

Heavy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Trooper: NOOOOOO HEAVY GAMING

Heavy: *dies*

Trooper: NOOOOOOOOOO

Soldier: MEDIC MEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDIC

Trooper: SHUT THE F**K UP HEAVY

(the soldier was a spy*

Trooper: E

Soldier: no MEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDIC

Trooper: *pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots you*

Demoman: MEDIC

Harry: I forgot I could do this.

Heavy: DOCTOR, HELP

Harry: *nods and heals him*

Heavy: *sees the ubercharge ready* ACTIVATE CHARGE DOCTOR!

Harry: *does so without saying anything*

*heavy blows up the sentry and dispenser the engineer had, kills the spy and the engineer, and captures the point once ubercharge is out*

Harry: *thumbs up*

Spy: MEDIC! *at 3 hp, trying to escape a pyro*

Harry: *heals spy*

BLU Pyro: *burns harry*

Harry: *literally on fire* HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
-he doesn’t look in pain to the others-

Heavy: DOCTOR *throws sandvich at harry*
Scout: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *getting chased down by a demoman*

Harry: *inhales the damn sandwich*

*The BLU team loses the game*

Harry: oh okay
-the medics accent isn’t normal, it’s more English-

Spy: That medic is not our medic!

Harry: *clears his throat*
-his voice is normal-
Harry: idk why my voice was like that-

*next round*
Sniper: Follow me doc

Harry: Uh Okay?

Sniper: *uses the cleaners carbine + bushwacka combo*

Harry: *flinches*

Sniper: *dies*

(Hello?)

Harry: *revives him* what the hell.

Sniper: Thanks mate *continues sniping*

Harry: *sigh* *whispers something about 24 hours*

Sniper: *gets head blown off by a shotgun*

Harry: *revives again* Not to sound annoying or anything but you need to Be more careful. the more I revive, the slower it gets I’ll have you know.

Sniper: I cant protect myself against a soldier running in with a shotgun!

(Hello?)

(i lost my braincells)
BLU Soldier: MEDIC!
BLU Medic: *pocket medics soldier and ubers him*

Harry: Mf has 2 braincells, if not less. Annoy him.

Sniper: *starts hitting the soldier with the bushwacka and ends up killing the soldier*

Harry: *nods*

BLU Soldier: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Harry: Haha, suffer.