HOAs presidents are the kid who sat in the front of the classroom and asked for homework after tattling on the cool kids for passing notes, grew up to apply to the police academy but couldn't pass the physical, went to work for the IRS, and spend their nights with a pint of ice cream telling their cat about their shitty day. Except with the legal authority of a game warden and DMV's "how to be the best beurocrat you can be" training manual.