Pass me the uncanny sauce

CREEPY FACTS; THERE IS A SPECIES OF REPTILE THAT SPITS BLOOD FROM ITS EYES; IT ONLY TAKES 9 STINGS FROM A ASIAN GIANT WASP TO KILL A HUMAN; 76% OF DEATH IN THE US IS SUICIDE; 80% OF SUICIDE IS DONE WITH A NOOSE; 82% OF ALL US DEATH IS IN A HOSPITAL; COVID HAS MORE DEATHS THAN THE BLACK PLAGUE AND THE SPANISH FLU COMBINED; THERE IS A TRIBE IN AFRICA THAT USES HUMAN SKULLS AS HELMETS; A HUMAN WILL BE CRUSHED BY WATER PRESSURE AT 410 FEET; A COLONY OF FIRE ANTA CAN DEVOUR A FULLY GROWN HUMAN IN 17 HOURS; FREDDY KRUGER WAS BASED OFF A SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON