oh no car accident

Notes)

There are 2 starting choices, you can either join in the pileup or can drive to the side lane

There are 3 cars in the accident so far, an SUV and 2 sedans

The highway is a 2 way 8 lane highway, 4 lanes for each direction

The visibility is low because it is dark and rainy

The traffic is at a medium rate

(R/oddlyspecific)

hey, I need to set up the scene okay!

[Current character: YuoTube Cam.]
Are you serious right now?

A Pickup Truck unknowingly joins in the pileup, making the car count 5

BTW what kind of car are you in?

(Dead Rising white Sedan.)
Come on, I gotta go to the train station in an hour.

lol )

A guy was getting out of a Ford Crown Victoria (Sedan)

Jacob: Ahh shit!

*I get out of the car.*
Hey, why did you get out?
*I look just like the other Cam Man.*

Jacob: To get outside the car and go to the emergency lane

Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of it?
*I also have the same hat the other Cam wore.*

Jacob: You look like someone I know, but Like to the grass . . . so other cars can go on the emergency lane. Why would I stay in my car anyways?

There's literally no reason to abandon your car, you basically lose fast travel.
*Special Force Recovery Unit trucks are heard in the distance.*
Sounds like someone got a call in.

Jacob: What . . .

Just than, a Van t-bones the driver's side of Jacob's car.

Jacob: See? I would've died if I stayed in there

That didn't look that bad, why is there even a panic, anyways? Zombies? Have the Worker Drones and Disassembly Drones finally get here?

Jacob: 6 Cams?

Yeah, each with their own gimmick, I've always got that sensation as if someone is stalking me, the Sociopath you know protects UO at any and every cost, even if he has to die, over and over and over again.

Jacob: Oh

Yeah.

Jacob: I think I only got like . . . 2 other versions of me. There's one that is a young abult and another that is still in the Military.

Adult*

Are both around here?

Jacob: I think they might . . . I only carry a Glock 18 and a knife, the young one carries a P90, the military one carries many things, but mostly an M60

The P90 is a lead belcher, plus, can't hold many mags.

Jacob: The youngling has so many mags you won't believe it

But the max I can carry is 3, so 90 rounds because 30 rounds per mag.

Jacob: Um . . . okay

Yeah quite a lot to pack in, huh?
(Real note: Have you ever seen Murder Drones?)

yes, i have ))

Jacob: Duh

Sorry, I ramble a lot, I'm not even supposed to be here this long , I'm supposed to head back to YouTube. Where I belong..

Jacob: Wait . . . who are you anyways?

A variation of Cam, you got the Sociopath Cam, and the Murderous Cam, YouTube has me, A man who wants nothing more in life than to make people happy.
(A little 4th wall break there.)

Jacob: Well . . . how many Cam's are there? Is there like a Camverse?

1: When there's more than one Cam, we are called Cam Men.
2: I think at least 5, one per site. Except here.

Jacob: Wait, how many are here?

At least five or six, each one different, I carry a Colt M1911, and a Spas-12 Shotgun. Also a tactical baton.

Jacob: What do you mean by a panic?

An end-of-the-world event or some shit, surely SOMETHING big must be happening.
*I sound just like the other Cam.*

Jacob: No, nothing big happening, I accidentally pit maneuvered a sedan while switching lanes and unfortunately an SUV pit maneuvered while switching lanes as well

So you're behind all this?

Jacob: Well, not intentionally

Yeah right, I've dealt with these for the past week, and they said it was unintentional, when it was on purpose, because they were trying to make a quick buck.

Jacob: You think I have insurance? No . . . I should probably get some, and I make enough money as it is!

You can carpool with me if you want, It's not that damaged...

Jacob: Hmmm . . . You sure?

A Semi Truck with a trailer joins in the crash, tipping over and spreading many products on the highway floor

Yeah, one second.
*I grab my phone and the car spawns on the sideline.*
Oh yeah, you should sit passenger side, its got heated seats.

Jacob: Wow

Yeah, I know, remember: Each Cam is different.

Jacob: Yea

*We eventually reach the hotel.*
Well, It'll cool for tonight...

Jacob: yea

Jacob: Whoa, cool

Yeah, data mining ain't like scavenging.

Jacob: Nice

A lot harder, especially with nothing.

Jacob: o

Anyways, what's your job?

Jacob: Well I work as a car designer for 3 companies, but weirdly I find time to cool down

Yeah, not the Worker Drones I'm worried about now...

Jacob: Who are the "Worker Drones"?

Robots designed to mine exoplanets for this greedy company not unlike Meta, the plant core blew up, and the company created Disassembly Drones to deal with them, but two died, one rebelled, and the last one was captured, of course, there were rumored to only be three, I thought so too, that is until I found one of them dead in the snow with a 52' fire axe lodged in their head, even if they are alive, they ain't gettin up, I'm saying that in advance.

Jacob: I think you should be paying attention to the road

I am.

Jacob: Good

Just sometimes I can't tell what's real and what's not.

Jacob: Let me drive then

My car, my rules.
*I spot A hotel.*
I say we take five there.

Jacob: sure

*I use my turn signal to inform other drivers that I am turning, Something the other Cam would've never done.*

Jacob: You use your turn signals?

Yeah, that's how you stay safe after all.

Jacob: Wha . . . how did you do that? Wait, I think I should be helping people

* Jacob would start helping people that crashed

*I grab a crowbar from the trunk and pry doors open.*
SFRU Should be showing up here soon, they'll have this under control, they have all the equipment they need for these.

2 cars, a Van and a hatchback join the crash

Jacob: This is getting a bit worse

*The SFRU trucks show up, pull over to the sides, and block the road.*
???: Hey, you two clear the way, we got this in control now.

Jacob: okay . . . * he moves to the side *

A sedan crashes into a SFRU truck

???: We will shut the highway down until the rain stops.
*I get into my car.*

Jacob: Ummm, can you do that?

Just get in the car.
???: Yes we can, we're basically a part of the CVPA, which has more power than dictators.

Jacob: wha? * he gets in the car *

*I drive back on the road.*
You know, I was actually scared back there that something global was going on, but I can see its just an accident.

Jacob: Question, why would one car crash make it seem the world is ending?

I don't know, I've seen way too many highway pile ups and mainly because of something global, that Worker Drone invasion thing is actually serious, they could show up...

Jacob: Or maybe because a lot of Gen Z teens got there drivers license and just suck so bad.

Look, I'm actually paranoid, I've been having these dreams, where I'm on a frozen planet, carrying only a torch, looking for life around me, only to find this worker drone, I kindly ask were I could go to get back to civilization, and they try to kill me, I run, then look behind me to see they're following me, I trip on a rock, die by the worker drone, and wake up, recently its been getting longer, which means something sinister is going on, and I fear that if it does happen... I'm not going to be ready mentally or physically.

Jacob: . . . bruh I think you got sleep deprivation

Look, maybe I do, or maybe I'm just paranoid. But let no one tell you that you never got this thing.
*I slide a gun to Jacob.*
This will at least prepare you for something, I just pray you know how to use it.

Jacob: Bro, I know how to work a gun, I used to work in the Military

You did? Never could tell, since you abandoned your car. Anyways, that is a unique gun, you can't find one that looks like this anywhere else, it went unused.

Jacob: Hmm * he took the gun and inspected it *

This rifle was hidden deep within files in Saints row IV, it stayed there for many years until Data miners found this and many others and published them to the Saints row wiki.