President Elmo

Gonna invade the shit out of america

Federal Bureau of Investigation Eevee: Elmo is now president?

Deku: I guess so
Elmo: new law Elmo gets all the ice cream
Ignia: wow Elmo's worse than biden

FBI eevee: but I’ve cream is a everyone treat not just the president

Elmo: well to bad hahahahaha
Ignia: *kicks Elmo in the face*

FBI eevee: it’s bad that I want to rebel against Elmo since he’s president

Ignia: honestly we probably should rebel
Putin: *summons an army of Communist Elmo's*
Vegeta: again?!
Deku: yep
Elmo: hahahahaha Putin is taking over the USA
Ignia: f-

The entire fbi: *shoots Elmo* our new leader is eevee

Vegeta: Putin and his army are still trying to take over
Ignia: we should stop them

FBI eevee: already on it everybody attack Putin

Putin: *puts up an unbreakable shield*
Vegeta: crap only a god can break that!
Ignia: I'll call everyone else *calls Goku Gohan goten and trunks*

FBI eevee: wait imagine if Pokémon could break it?

Elmo's: la-la la-la la-la la-la Elmo's world
Ignia: 🤨

FBI eevee: *just starts shooting all the Elmo’s*

The Elmo's: *start dying*

FBI eevee: *shoots them all*

The Elmo's: *dead*

FBI eevee: *smiles* they gone for now

President Elmo: *uses the Dragon balls to revive the Elmo army and make them immortal*
Vegeta: f-
Ignia: watch your mouth Vegeta

FBI eevee: why he need to what he his mouth?

Ignia: he was about to say a very bad word
Elmo's: hahahahahaha we are immortal

FBI eevee: whatever *starts to shoot at the Elmo’s again*

Putin: *taking over the USA*

FBI eevee: we need to destroy Putin com on

Vegeta: *goes super Saiyan* let's destroy Putin once and for all

FBI eevee: yep

Putin: *puts up a force field*
Vegeta: *punches the force field*
Force field: *not even scratched*

FBI eevee: *uses a normal type move on the force field*

Force field: *still isn't broken*
Vegeta: only a god can break it

FBI eevee: oh no

Ignia: *calls god*

God: *breaks the force field*

Ignia: we could try

FBI eevee: *starts to attack the force field*

Force field: *doesn't even crack*
Goku: hey guys we're here
Vegeta: what took you so long
Goku: I was training on king kai's planet

FBI eevee: Elmo is president of USA

Goku: what?!
Ignia: yep and Putin is taking over

FBI eevee: and I talk

Goku: well we need to destroy Putin's forcefield
Ignia: why don't you punch the force field to see if you can break it Goku
Goku: ok I'll try

FBI eevee: *grabs the 9 mm pistol and aims it at Elmo*

Elmo: *puts up a force field*

FBI eevee: *starts to shoot trying to break the force feild*

Force field: *not even scratched*

FBI Eevee: *still just shooting*

Vegeta: I don't think that's going to work *punches the force field*
Force field: *shatters*
Ignia: 0_0

FBI eevee: gun

Detective Pikachu: what is going on?!
Vegeta: Putin is trying to take over the USA and Elmo's the president

FBI eevee: hi pikachu

Detective Pikachu: hello Eevee

FBI eevee: how are you?

Detective Pikachu: good

FBI eevee: that’s good

Elmo's: *deflect the blasts*

FBI eevee: only someone powerful can help us

Ignia: maybe Goku can beat them

FBI eevee: maybe

Goku: I'll try *punches the Elmo's*
Elmo's: *start dying*

FBI eevee: huh

Goku: *destroys the Elmo's* now let's go get Putin
Putin: *takes out a gun*

FBI Eevee and the rest of the fbi: *aim their weapons at Putin*

Ignia: put your hands up Putin
Putin: *puts his hands up*

FBI ageant: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANYTHING YOU SAY IR DO CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU *arrests Putin*

Ignia: now let's go help Ukraine

Fbi eevee: ok

Vegeta: *teleports to Ukraine*

Fbi eevee: I can’t teleport

Ignia: we can always get there by plane

Fbi eevee: oh yea

Ignia: and there happens to be an airport close by

Fbi eevee: quite convenient if you ask me but ok