*A novice astronaut is trying to outrun Sephiroth in a spaceship. A few moments later, the astronaut finds a door. Next to the door a spacesuit is located*
Astronaut: Finally, a way to escape Sephiroth. It’s a good thing there are no other visible spacesuits in the ship
*The astronaut finds a secluded corner in the spaceship and puts on the spacesuit. He then opens the door, jumps out into space, and closes the door*
Astronaut: *chuckles* Even if Sephiroth finds me, he won’t be able to catch up to me since I have a spacesuit and he doesn’t. Finally, some peace for me
A few moments later, Sephiroth joins the astronaut without his own spacesuit, and grabs the astronaut in his arms*
Sephiroth: Did you really think you could escape me?
Astronaut: H-how are you breathing? And how are you not cold? You don’t even have a spacesuit, nor are you even wearing a shirt!
Sephiroth: Did I ever tell you that I never needed space gear?
*The astronaut begins to sweat in his spacesuit as Sephiroth begins to squeeze the astronaut tighter and tighter in his arms until the astronaut dies of suffocation*
