Me: yeah but the only way we can do that is if we get back to the dragon ball universe
Althea: I believe I sense deku's life energy being drained
Me: oh no
Me: welp time to go to beerus's planet
Ignia: how
Me: the fly card
Ignia: but you don't have the fly card for the new key yet
Me: *creates the fly card* well now I do
Me: *tries to capture the card but it doesn't work*
Opal: Sasha it's not a clow card
Me: *spawns a different version of Sakura's key* Key which hides the forces of dreams,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release! *the key turns into a staff*
Me: *tries to capture the card again but it doesn't work*
Ignia: what?! How?!
Opal: this is a new type of card that isn't a clow, Sakura, or clear card.
Me: then how are we going to capture it
Ignia: so how are we going to revive krillin piccolo and yamcha?
Me: we could find the dragon balls
Ignia: but if piccolo dies the dragon balls become nonexistent
*at sonics universe*
Tails: *prepares the cannon*
Me: ok so here's the plan we are going to let Cosmo die but then afterwards we'll use the repair card on her
Me: but there is a chance that the repair card can't fix Cosmo. But when she died in the show Sonic uses chaos regeneration but the only thing he could salvage was a seed. So if the repair card doesn't work then we can use the acceleration card on the seed and Cosmo should sprout from the seed
Me: Cosmo is tails's crush in Sonic X
Tails (on the TV): *cries harder* I can't shoot Cosmo
Eggman (on the TV): tails I know this is hard for you but you have to shoot her
Tails: I can't
Cosmo: tails you have to shoot me it's the only way
Tails: I can't because I...
*Flashbacks start playing on the TV and sad music starts playing*
Tails: *shoots Cosmo and cries even harder*
Cosmo: thank you tails. If you ever miss me just look up to the sky and I will be there. Goodbye.
*The end credits start playing*
Me: I wish I could do something to prevent that ending
Ignia: but you can't travel to sonics universe
Me: *plays final fantasy victory music*
Bully #2: you just f**king yeeted my sister to universe 2!
Me: so?
Bully #2: you're a f**king racist b*tch!
Me: *yeets bully #2 to universe 2*
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Me: if bully #3 shows up I’m just gonna light there world on fire and stab them
Deku: why're y'all wearing costumes
Me: it's Halloween in the universe we were just in
Deku: oh ok
Eri: please save me *whimpering*
Overhaul: eri come back to me *tugs on his glove*
Eri: *runs back to overhaul*
Me: *glares at overhaul*
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Me: dang I’m not that far so I don’t know what happens oh well
*the episode starts*
Ignia: so are we watching the English version or the Japanese version
Me: the Japanese version
Ignia: I guarantee we are all going to cry after this episode
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Me: ah yes Japanese version it’s the best way of doing it and how much candy you willing to bet
Ignia: an entire bag
Me: so when does it get sad
Ignia: halfway through
Me: we're halfway through the episode right now
Ignia: I'll go get the tissues real quick
Cosmo (on the TV): *transforms into a tree and prevents the bad guy from attacking* tails shoot me it's the only way to save the universe
Me: wait Cosmo is going to die?!
Ignia: *nods*
Me: Vegeta is actually scared of worms so I was thinking about finding a bucket of worms and throwing it at his face
Ignia: you really think that will calm him down
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Me: Bro are you for real that would make him more mad! Also hey Ignia
But anyways I think I should just apologize and do what I normally do when people are mad
Ignia: just so you'll know Frieza is on the other side of the planet killing people
Me: wait what?!
Ignia: mhm and he's stronger than last time we saw him
Me: oh no
*the meeting starts*
Fat gum: yesterday me suneater and kirishima ran into a villain. The villain shot suneater with a bullet. But this bullet wasn't a normal bullet. It had illeagal drugs in it. And the drugs destroy quirks
Me: *gasps*
Everyone: *stares*
Sir nighteye: the bullet must've been made by overhaul
Deku: earlier today me and Mirio ran into overhaul. And there was a little girl with him. The girl was covered in bandages from top to bottom. The girl ran up to me and she was whimpering. Overhaul pulled his glove and the girl ran back over to him.
Sir nighteye: the girl must've been his daughter eri
Me: overhaul has a daughter?!
Sir nighteye: yes and he is cutting prices from her body to make the bullets
Me: what?!
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Me: so we just have Eri away from him? And with the remaining bullets we can get one and test what we can do to reduce the effect?
Ignia: I think it's a card
Me: but we're not in the cardcaptor Sakura universe
Ignia: maybe Vegeta was so angry he changed the weather
Opal: no it's a card
Me: but that makes no sense
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Me: oh hey opal maybe it’s cause of Me being here or something
Ignia: let's see if I can figure out how to release the key
Me: ...
Ignia: key that has the powers of Twilight reveal your true form before me. release! *The key turns into a staff*
Frieza: oh the Saiyan monkeys are here
Me: yeah and they're gonna beat your ass!
Frieza: *transforms into golden Frieza*
Me: oh no I think I made him angry
Me: no the ink wouldn't be strong enough to keep him down we should help uraraka and the others get nighteye to safety because nighteye is going to die soon
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Me: have you not seen batim ink there is strong af man!
Me: hey guys we're here!
Tsuyu: wait where's deku
Me: he's fighting overhaul. Why are you asking
Tsuyu: nighteye used his quirk, foresight, on deku and he said that deku is going to die
Me: well crap
Me: ok *hides behind a tree*
Ignia: *attacks the bully*
Bully: are you attacking me just cause I'm black
Ignia: what?! No!
Bully: racist
Me: *takes out a mallet and hits the bully with it*
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Me: it’s not racist at all I hate when they say that so I say SHUT THE F**K UP