The virgin College Student; The Chad Apprentice; NO DEBT. IS ALREADY A WORKING MAN WITH A DECENT PAYCHECK; Thinks he's better than everyone else: Is really the dumbest sheep on the block; Is probably a marxist Libtard; A TRUE PATRIOT. MUSCULAR PHYSIQUE DUE TO PHYSICAL LABOR; Physically weak. DRIVES A TRUCK TO CARRY TOOLS AND BECAUSE POWAH!!! Thousands of dollars in debt and no job; WOMEN FLOCK TO HIM BECAUSE OF HIS MANLY STRENGTH; Drives a prius; If not in debt, Parents probably paid for his education.