A knight known as sir Tristram fell love with the girl that he was delivering the king's love letters to, and when the king wrote a letter of confession, he accidentally made it his confession. King wasn't that pissed actually, as he found a hotter girl, and Tristram was one one of his main homies, but Tristram assumed king was pissed, and fled the country. He died in the arms of a women who was named and looked exactly like his girl, but he refused to be treated and died in horrible agony because he only wanted his maiden.