Breezy

Oh my God so edgy uwuwuwuwu marry me (clearly satire)

Who asked kid? Exactly nobody so go

I'm 99% sure I'm older than you, FURRY.

No shiz Sherlock. And I am a FURRY so a bit stupid to say that innit

"innit" GUYS LOOK IT'S A BRI'ISH

Im not British but I use British words alot

BRI'ISH?!??!??!?!??!?

i asked

Cool
Now go to them

Pathetic

no bc technically I bet you haven't even been to those countries yet

I'm a criminal in 51 American states
Yes
51

There are only 50

That's
That's the joke

Um I don't get the joke

idiot

dumbshit

Me too

"I don't think Puerto Rico counts as a state"

It's not lol, you're right

ik
But I wanted to go along with the joke

Lol

Or American Samoa
Or The Northern Mariana Islands
Or Columbia
Or The Indian States

Can you even name 74 countries

Nope

idiot

Stupid

So that’s how many states I’m a criminal in? Thanks for clarifying.

No problem