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Shade Lord getting ready to pour his soda all over Pyro

*dies of carbonation*

Shade Lord hasn't done it yet tho

oh

Shade Lord: "we do a little trolling"

*Shade Lord pours the soda all over Pyro*

hey wait a minute
i have my Asbestos lined suit (trademark) and my gas mask

*Shade Lord drops the can on Pyro*

*airblasts the can*

also make him hold SOUP CAN

the can is as big as a football field

i can mf reflect a rocket and yeet hundreds of chonky heavies

Shade Lord is the f**king God of Gods

medic literally tricked satan so

Shade Lord can't be tricked, he doesn't think

no but we can deal with gods
scout had a teaparty with god

Shade Lord kills gods

ok so?