So yeah, I've been seeing posts like this for the last two years and it makes me want to SHIT A SEMI-TRUCK. I don't get how people are spoon-fed SO MUCH HORNY to believe that EVERY SINGLE PIXAR MOM has a DUMP TRUCK ASS. The majority of people always pin me back on THIS CHARACTER which, for a fact, is not even a PIXAR CHARACTER, it's from a DISNEY SHORT. So today I'm gonna show you all the Pixar moms that are qualifiable for with or without ASS. The majority of them, spoilers, have NO ASS.
Toy Story
Andy's mom. TELL ME there's ASS THERE. TELL ME.
A Bug's Life
You look me in the eyes and tell me thorax is ASS. YOU TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
Toy Story 2
Same flat mom. Same FLAT ASS.
Monster's Inc.
The monsters must've scared all the MOMS away because there's NONE HERE.
Finding Nemo
There's only a mom and her child in the dentist, with no ASS. I'm NOT gonna mention Marlin's wife or any of the other fish parents in the movie, because they are F**KING FISH.
Incredibles
Ok, moving on.
Cars
Even if there were moms here, Do you wanna call this ASS? DO YOU WANT TO CALL THIS ASS?
Ratatouille
Nobody has mothers in this movie, not even this filthy RAT.
Wall-E
How does ANYONE on this ship have CHILDREN to BEGIN WITH? If you wanna say they have a big ass, I don't know, go off I guess?
Up
Ellie couldn't HAVE children, and Russel's mom is LONG GONE. DO NOT COUNT KEVIN.
Toy Story 3
Andy's mom STILL AIN'T GOT CHEEK GOING ON but Bonny's mom, mmmmmm, She got a lil' something.
Cars 2
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Brave
Where do you seer on this queen there's a fat rrrrroyal ASS there? No, not the bear.
Monster's University
Are you CRAZY? GET OUT OF HERE.
Inside Out
Riley's mom- oh, ok.. ok... she's got a lil'something... ok.. not gonna lie, i'm not gonna LIE💦
The Good Dinosaur
Eh, WHAT? WHAT?
Finding Dory
There's only a short shot between the two moms, and every other mom is a FISH.
Cars 3
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Coco
Y'all need your eyes checked. These are ALL mothers. And this one is literally BONES.
Incredibles 2
eh, nevermind.
Toy Story 4
Aside from Bonny's mom, ya got this woman in the store and the one that lost her kid, neither of them have NOTHING.
Onward
Alright. Alright. I GET IT.
Soul
You are ALL off of your ROCKERS.
Luca
Whether she's human or not, she's STILL a GIANT FISH.
