Therapy session

So I figured out I was double jointed ok, or maybe I am not. So anyways someone did a “funny trick” on me where they grabbed inbetween my fingers and ripped a vain or something making my thumb untra-flexable. Ever since I have been able to move my thumb on the z axis as well as the others and can completely flip the dang thing around freaking everybody out.

Mesa sexual identify asa Jar Jar Binks. Ever since mesa was a boy, mesa being dreamin' to be a humble servant. Boss Nass tellin' me mesa can't bein' sex slave ina Otoh Gunga, but that smells stinkowiff. Mesa meetin' a biga man at duh Naboo, he spekin' he have uh mooey mooey poopa in hesa pants. From deesa day on, mesa will be maxi sex slave on da Naboo. If yousa a bombad and you be thinkin datsa eegad, esqueeze me but yousa how wude. Mesa bein' big thankful to yousa for duh understand.

/j like my life.