You're supposed to keep the damn lights on!

I agree with the bear

That deeply disturbed me.
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dark humor is advancing

yes.

I have have to say something to the lighthouse owner.
You have to keep the light on at night.
Also, because of how you say you "turn her light off at night," you need to keep it off during the day so that it can get rest.
Any lighthouse has a night-shift job, not a day-shift job.

Not if it is an evil lighthouse

I guess that makes sense.