How does a bastard, orphan, son of a roleplayer
And a creator, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In imgflip by providence impoverished
In Role_Play, grow up to be a hero and a memer?
The tenth mod, founding memer without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By 10k, they placed him in charge of a stream
And every day while users were being harassed and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Realslim_Shady
My name is Realslim_Shady
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick
And Shady got better but his mother went quick
Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide
Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside
A voice saying, "Shady, you gotta fend for yourself"
He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf
There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' for every post he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on
The bow of a ship headed for the new land
In MSMG you can be a new man
In MSMG you can be a new man (just you wait)
In MSMG you can be a new man (just you wait)
In MSMG you can be a new man
In MSMG, MSMG
Just you wait
Realslim_Shady
Realslim_Shady
We are waiting in the wings for you
Waiting in the wings for you
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time
Oh, Realslim_Shady
Realslim_Shady
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