POV: Someone is bragging about how big their pp is and I tell them about mine

you mid fool

Shut the f**k up

No
cope

Shut teh uci up

there's a thing called a dictionary
use one

Om we awiuh
Shut thevfuci up

Dat 1 boy in the school gym: LOOK HOW BIG MY DICK IS
Me:

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uh

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.