This is nothing have you seen the preserved graffiti in Pompeii

A bit, yes

Then you know you have seen the Roman empire at it's finest

those romans
i swear

I feel like that would hurt I mean it’s metal

dont knock it until u try it

if you think the romans are bad just remember Dionysus carved a d**do out of fig wood to "pleasure" himself over his friend's corpse

**wooden phallic object

Good old Dionysus accidentally killed his friend pleasures himself then makes wine

mhmm

Oh
Sounds like Dionysus

he's pretty much the god of mastur bation

Well, he is the god of partying

yeah