im actually gorgeous

Yee

im gorgeous

you look like shit

youre just jealous of my hot bod 😡

im more hoter than yoy

what are you a roach rat supreme

no
im a

youre what

less hot than me? *flips antennae ears cutely*

No 😡 😤 I’m definitely hotter than you becaus I’m dog ant 😎

but roachrat is actually hottest being on earth bro 🥱🥴

its not being a zoophile because I am that animal

and dont you dare call me a furry because I was a roachrat at birth

no im a roachrat

you've seen me

im literally a roachrat

*rat

nah

this roachrat is too good for beds 😩

nah

im too good for anyone 🤪

😌 im just too hot with my roachrat body 😍😚

well I guess idc then 🙄✋

c r y

N O

roachratss dont cry

go ahead and try

*gets eaten*

the onions ofc

subjected to a roachrat like me

now that im eaten yeah

It was actually amazing knowing me 🙄✋

stop yelling at me im too petite for that 🥺

hey its not my fault im a hot roachrat

yeah thats what having a fuzzy adorable face and a spicy winged body is like

my small acute self could never

HOW DARE YOU

IM LESS HOT NOW

NOW IM JUST A WEIRD LARGE ROACHRAT

still less hot 😔

the reason why I was so spicy was bc I was playing hard to get

*tucks hair behind antennae ears* thanks

but I need to be hot to everyone

*naps*

*snores but cutely*

*wakes up* OMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGGO I FORGOT MY SKINCARE ROUTINE

NO I'LL LOSE MY ROACH SHINE

*is back in 10 years*

*comes back after 10,000 years*

hey im just going to get my skincare bro

10 years ofc

*takes 10 months instead*

:D *huggo*

wait no

yeah but I dont have to sleep anymore

plus you boutta squish me

LMAOOA no sorry *falls off the bed*

whwywyywyyy

no 🥺

im sorry

im sorry roachrats are so hot

you cant just b e c o m e a roachrat

I was b o r n a roachrat

no

do n o t bring that into this

dont

anyways

I guess so

False information

and you think this because? 😂

Because I have worse brain damage than yoy 😡

that means im hotter then 😚

😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😭😣😭😭😤😫😏😏😤😤😤😠😏😤😟🤯🤯

hahaha 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙄🙄😝😝😝😝😝😝😌😌😌😎😎

*decapitates you* 😑😑😑💀💀💀😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣

MY RAT HEAD