the toaster will do the dishes.

*reverse watches tone into a chair*

where the f**k am I meant to put it then
believe me this model is specifically designed to make toast
it's fine

i honestly thing the toast department should be in the back of the neck

think*

well this compartment is made for easy access

oh ok fine
*takes a tiny bite of toast like squidward's first krabby patty*

it tastes good alr

its ok

watch yo tone mf.

*bounces back out of the chair*

ok just sit down.

*materializes in the chair*

ICH SAID SIT DOWN

ok

ok
eat
the toaster spent a while on this toast
would you like some milk

no thanks
what part of the toaster was the toast cooked on

mouth

*pushes toast away slowly*

*blj’s to the chair*

if you don't fall asleep in 3 minutes I'm going to turn on horny more on the toaster and lock you in your room with it

i will kill it

it can destroy your cock in a matter of seconds.

i can melt its atoms in a matter of seconds

ok
just sleep
it's fireproof anyways

i can b o n k it

it'll just get hornier

I can hit it with a hammer

yaHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*whips right into the chairI

ok toast's ready.
eat.

*absorbs*

ok
to bed

alr
srsly gn

go sleep or I'll make the toaster suffocate you between her tiddies.

THE WHAT

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
GET TO BED
OR ELSE

CALM DOWN I’M TRYING