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But you have to be a native to krieg to be in the death korp

I know, but for the rp...

FOR THE EMPEROR

Yes.

(From civilian or guardsman)

(what)

(When drafted.)

(civillian)

(Let's begin. Also I am a krieg super fan)

(same)

(Basic training competed or not yet)

Guntar: "But the planet is xenos infested!"

"and the planet still has value to the emperor."

Guntar: "Do we have to serve the Emperor like this though? I mean, I could be a tech priest!"
Hanz: "Anymore of this and I report you to the commissar!"

"be very careful with what you say next Guntar. your starting to sound like a heretic"

Klaus: "HERETICS! WHERE?"
Guntar: "Calm down Klaus."

"Klaus, calm down. no need to worry"
*looks at guntar*
"right"

Lukas: "I've got a chainsword, and I want to use it!"

"ok, is everybody here ready. or are you a bunch of babies"

Hanz: "Let's go!"
Lukas: *happy gas mask sounds*
Klaus: "Shovel time?"
Guntar: "I guess."

"for the emperor."
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMVb7SLDpg x2 speed*

Guntar: "Wha!"
(plot twist, alpharius cultist if that exists*

(don't think it dose)

(damn)

(yeah)

(well it does now)

(good)
"this is our first combat. And none of use know how to read. explain yourself"

Guntar: *pulls out laspistol*

"Guntar, your already on thin as as it is"

Guntar: *shoots Klaus in the face, killing him*

"last straw"

Colonel Oliston: "So, you're the new recruits..."

"Sir yes sir"

Oliston: "You there! Name?"

"Oliver, sir"

Oliston: *nods*

(No Idea what to do here, not familiar with that part of the lore)

(same)

(Fast forward)

(yeP)
Oliston: "OLIVER! GET OVER HERE!"

*marches over*

(completeted(

Klaus: "What? Purple orks! You're talking nonsense!"
Guntar: "Actually, orks believe that purple is sneaky. And because the orks can believe in something and make it come true, and ork can paint himself purple and be invisible."

"your taking the taut to seriously"

Guntar: "Me?"

"both of you"

Lukas: "Sir, they're calling about your shovel's extended warranty!"

(as I am typing this I am unable to stop laughing)
"no such this"

Klaus: "I'm hit!"

"NO... MEDIC"

Guntar: "I've got a blowout kit!"
Hanz: "DAMN TAU!"
Lukas: "Klaus!"
(just realized lukas is an anagram for klaus)

(it's ok)
"THE EMPORER PROTECTS. ITS SHOVLE TIME"

Guntar: "Sir, can't we just make peace?"
Hanz: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"Guntar, their xenos. Peace was never an option. Hanz good to see your the responsible one"

Guntar: "But sir, the Inquisition has xenos under their command!"

"and they also have demons, dose that make demon summoning ok. No it dosen't."

Hanz: "Can we kill the damn aliens already?"
Klaus: "Yeah!"
Lukas: "..."

"yes, so how do you guys want to do this. Find a sniping position, or a few of you charge with shovel whilst the rest of us provide cover fire."

Hanz: "SHOVEL!!!!!!!!!"
Lukas: "I agree with Hanz."
Guntar: "We should use our lasguns. After all, we do want to take out as many before we die."
Klaus: *revs chainsword*

"ok, out of you who want to go melee. who wants to carry all the grenades to go boom, and take a lot of xenos with them"

Hanz: "I will die for the Emperor, praise be his name!"
Guntar: "Do we seriously have to do this. For Terra's sake, we have planet killing bombs!"

"and then we lose a plant and all of its resources. Exterminatis is a last resort"

Guntar: *aims it at you*
Lukas: "Guntar! No!"

*shots gutar in his gasmask eye piece"

Guntar: "For...the...dark...gods..."

(I assume his head just blew off)

(what did you shoot him with?)

(the lasrifle. that's what I was holding the intertie of this combat)

(No, las weapons punch clean through)

*starts stabbing body with shovel*
"just incase"

Lukas: "He's dead."
Hanz: "Klaus..."

"the dark gods give their worthy servants unnatural powers. even making some perpetuals. so like I said just incase"

Hanz: "Is there a chainshovel? I kinda want one!"

(it's real, I'll find the video that proves it's cannon)
"I have a normal shovel though."
*smashes tau helmet*

Guntar: "Klaus! Calm down or I won't be able to apply this bandage!"
Klaus: "No!"

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF6H8H9a-e0&list=PLrPJOoc3DOS7YhvnILMSHmARslHXDjlb-&index=8)
"klaus kalm down. thats an order"

Klaus: *grumbles*
Guntar: "Good... Now hold still."

"battery pack is running low here."

Lukas: "Ere!" *tosses you one*

"thanks. they just keep coming"

Guntar: "Interestingly, the Tau seem to work with chaos forces when convi-"
Klaus: "Shut up heretic!"

"no let him speak, he may be onto something"

Oliston: "You see those Tau?"

"What's tau"
(The most they would get informed is basic xenos stuff)

Oliston: "The damn blue things!"

"Oh, yeah"

Oliston: "Get your squad, and blow em into smithereens!"

"Yes sir"
*signals squad*

Hanz: "Yes sir?"

"Time to kill some xenos"

Klaus: "Yes sir!"
Hanz: "Shut the f**k up Klaus."

"Klaus, there's a difference between charging with a shovel. Ans tactically picking of xenos with lasrifle. the best option here is lasrifle. But, you acting like it's shovel"

Guntar: "The Tau seem to work with other xenos and even chaos when convinient, and seem to have a mutual relationship with the Necrons, like we have with the Eldar."

"so their friends with chaso. Unaccetable"

Guntar: "Sir, not only have they sided with chaos, they have tried to get them to join the greater good. Sadly, may humans have joined the Tau."

"you mean heritics"

Guntar: "No, members of the Inquisiton!"

(it's canon)
Klaus: "Guntar, what the f**k? Why do you know this?"

"guntar, are you a servant of tezzetch"

Guntar: "Huh? No, I spend a lot of my time reading up on stuff, and I enjoy observing things in combat."
Hanz: "What?"

*points rifle at him*
"this IS our FIRST combat. And none of us know how to read"
(once again, the average civilian in 40k is only educated enough to enter the workforce. if he was educated enough to read, he'd be a noble, which means he wouldn't enter the guardsmen let alone the death korp).

Hanz: "Come at me, ya blueberries!"

*gets behind cover and aims lasrifle*

Guntar: "Sir, why didn't we just call the Astartes?"
Hanz: *le shovel yeet*
Klaus: *space holocaust*

"guntar, there's only one space marine per planet. So there isn't enough to throw at every problem. It's us guardsmen who do most of the work. Now, shut up before I call the commissar"

Hanz: "Come on wimps!"

"A lasrifle can only shoot so fast. The last thing we want is friendly fire."

Hanz: "Shaddup!"
Guntar: "Hanz, seriously!"
Klaus: "Hey, he's making sense now!"

"SHUT UP AND KILL THESE TAU"

Guntar: "Yes sir!" *aims lasgun carefully*
Klaus: *fires randomly*

"klaus are you aiming at purple orks"

Hanz: "I can't believe Klaus is dead..."

"In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, attoment.
the emperor protects"

"only in death dose duty end"