POV: You see him writing down in a book, in a runic language at school. No Joke/Bambi/erp, Romance if you want to.

*e.o wakes up* What the heck happened? All i remember is something about a shirt and my er-

Coffee: "Huh."

*e.o seems in immense pain*

Tea: "Are you okay?"

*they seem to be speaking illegibly*

...

*arkarai appears from the ash*

...

Arkarai: So coffee, how'd you make Enemis blush?

Coffee: "By wearing fancy clothes."

Arkarai: Oh. You wore THOSE clothes. That explains it.

Coffee: "Oh."

E.O: Like what?

Coffee: "The sudden need to commit a murder."

E.O: Neat.

Coffee: "Also, the absolute need to light the nearest child on fire and laugh at them while they burn to death."

E.O: Understandable.

Coffee: "It can also make me drunk."

E.O: It can make me do all of thise things at the same time!

Coffee: "I honestly want to go to this fancy as f**k party that I was invited to."

E.O: Then go!

Coffee: "BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FANCY CLOTHES!!!"

Arkarai: In this case its either embarrassed or..... option 3.

Coffee: "Okay."

*he looks closer* *sigh* Its option 3.

...

Arkarai: I guess he liked that you wore his shirt a bit too much.

Coffee: "Huh."

Arkarai: So umm while hes having a stroke what do we do now

Coffee: "I don't know."

*30 minutes later*

...

*his eyes goe pitch black*

Tea: "What?"

*his horns start to get sharper*

Tea: "Uuuuuh..."

*his hands start shaking*

...

Arkarai: Ok i got some lun- TEA, COFFEE, GET COVER NOW.

Tea: "Why?"

Arkarai: YOU WILL DIE!

*Coffee and Tea both drink Coffee's coffee and fall into the ground*

???: Healing doesn't work. Strange.

*Tea is suddenly standing next to them*
Tea: "Well, he needs more coffee."

E.O: Ah.

*Tea pours a gallon of coffee into Coffee's head*

E.O: HUH.

*Coffee stands up*

E.O: You ok?
???: *starts quoting the bible*

*Tea is 2'3, but has really long arms*
Coffee: "I don't know if i'm okay."

???: *still quoting the bible*
E.O: Well, what now.

Tea: "Why is that dude quoting the bible?"

E.O: Yeah, it does look odd.

Coffee: "Sometimes, people draw a face on my head."

E.O: Like they do when your the first drunk at a party?

Coffee: "Kind of."

E.O: They used to do that to me before i fell in the nuclear reactor.

Coffee: "Huh."

E.O: Its how all my limbs are just bones.

Coffee: "I'm really just a failed experiment."

E.O: Huh. You dont look like you're failed or a experiment.

Coffee: "I was supposed to just be a coffee mug that could hold the most extreme coffee in existence. They kind of succeeded. The extreme coffee somehow turned the mug into what I am now. Same with my little brother Tea."

*e.o lets out a demonic screech, and he starts breathing fire*

...

Arkarai: TEA! COFFEE! WAKE UP

Tea: "We are awake."

*arkarai gets burnt to ash by the fire*

Tea: "Oop-"

*suddenly, he stops*

...

E.O: *pants* Why did taht have to happen?

*Tea and Coffee both come out of the ground*

E.O: You are litterally made of coffee. *he scoops a bit of coffee with a cup, and gives the cup to coffee*

Coffee: "I know."

E.O: *he writes 3 runes repeatedly again, but this time different runes*

Coffee: "By the way, my coffee is basically keeping me alive."

E.O: Wait WHAT

Coffee: "My coffee is basically my soul and blood."

E.O: *he stabs himself in the heart* I dont have blood.

Coffee: "That's nice."

E.O: I can also do Magic tricks.

Coffee: "Nice."

*e.o wakes up, and is still blushing* what happened?

...

E.O: wait... are those my....

Coffee: "You gave me the fancy clothes."

E.O: *enemisoxendo.exe has stopped working*

...

Arkarai: You broke him.

Coffee: "Oh."

Arkarai: If he gets too Excited, Embarrassed, or Aroused, He breaks like this.

Coffee: "Huh."

E.O: Here, try these. *he hands coffee some fancy clothes*

*Coffee puts them on*

E.O: *he blushes* They fit!

Coffee: "Nice."

*he blushes again, this time its harder*

Coffee: "Why are you blushing?"

E.O: Oh... Nothing...

Tea: "Do you have a crush on him?"

E.O: No, of course not. *he starts sweating*

Tea: "You're sweating."

E.O: Arkarai, stop.

...

Arkarai: Well, Ive got to go get lunch.

Coffee: "I eat by putting food in my head."

E.O: wait so how does that work

Coffee: "I have no idea."

E.O: So what happens if you drink coffee?

Coffee: "You saw what happened."

E.O: Right.

Coffee: "Other things can also happen."

E.O: Huh. My friend can set his head on fire and not feel pain.

Coffee: "Huh. One of my friends is a 14 foot tall demon who can turn people into cabbages."

E.O: *trying not to laugh* *he is also incapable of smiling btw*

Coffee: "He made a guide on how to talk to 6 foot people."

E.O: Neat. I can change my size at will. *he is suddenly 8 feet tall*

*Coffee is 5'3*

E.O: Oh.

((where in the school does the RP take place?))

(at the courtyard, its high school)

(okay)
Coffee: "I'm tired."

*someone in a hood walks to e.o, and sits next to him.

...

???: E.O, Do you know the runes yet?

...

E.O: Pyr, Ryk, and Jan.

*Coffee drinks his own soul, and proceeds to fall backwards*

*e.o catches him* Woah there.

*Coffee.exe has stopped working*

E.O: Huh, he does not seem alive.
???: Keeai Noorkenn!

...

*he still writing them, on closer inspection, hes repeating the same 3 runes*

Coffee: "What are you writing?"

???: Haimaal's Runes.

Coffee: "Quick question, who are you?"

???: People call me E.O.

Coffee: "My name is Coffee. It's because my head is full of coffee, and I've never slept."

E.O: Makes enough sense. My head is full of condensed hydrogen and uranium.

Coffee: "My coffee is considered perfect by the majority of people who taste it."

E.O: Does it ever grow back?

Coffee: "Nope. Have you noticed my complete lack of a face yet? And the fact that my head is shaped like a coffee mug?"