Astro vs. Gamer - Fandom Rap Battles!

Host: Ladies and Gentleman! Welcome to the rap battle of the century! Today we have the two blue boys. The two gamers! And the two competitors of VideoCon! But today are my three judges. First up Orbeez!

Orbeez: Sup

Host: Devon!

Devon: Howdy Howdy Howdy

Host: And finally Angel!

Angel: Great to be here

Host: Alright, Let’s introduce our competitors. In this corner with the height of 5’0. He’s the main character of one of the most iconic Fandom Series and Co-Scripter of Fandom Friends! We have The Blue Boi Himself! ASTRO!

(Astro wakes up)

Astro: Huh? Did I miss anything?

Host: -_-

Host: And in that corner! He’s a gamer. He likes games. Did I mention he’s a gamer?

???: Yeah genius!

Host: Anyway, Today we have… GAMER!

Gamer: Alright. Time to kick some blue ass. Not like last time where you used ONE MOVE and won the whole tournament. Lazy.

Astro: Oh really? I’m lazy!?

Orbeez: You literally fell asleep before you were annou-

Astro: Shut. UP

Host: Alright I'm gonna start the round before this gets out of hand. So Astro, On your mark, Get ready, START!

(Astro’s round starts)
Astro: So here we are again! (are again)
Gamer i’m gonna take you down my friend (Down my friend)
Let me just ask one tiny thing (tiny thing)
What do your followers say when you lose VidCon (lose vidcon)

Astro: I’m sorry. Did you not hear me twice?
Lemme go ahead and give you some advice
Prepare yourself for you to fail
Before i blow you up just like Hood's big whale
So you better step back, And take a stand
Because one day you're gonna understand.
That Astro’s the better gamer I commanded.
By the count of 3, You better give up this fight
Or Astro’s gonna do something very illegal
Sorry little Gamer, But don’t you see?
I’m gonna leave you like a broken PC!

Astro: So here we are again! (are again)
Gamer i’m gonna take you down my friend (Down my friend)
Let me just ask one tiny thing (tiny thing)
What do your followers say when you lose VidCon (lose vidcon) x2

(Epic guitar solo)

Host: Wow Astro that was great!

Gamer: Eh would’ve been better if he actually tried.

Host: Alright let’s see what the hosts have to say

Devon: It was a generally good performance. The flow was pretty good and the roast we’re pretty decent. So it was pretty good nonetheless.

Orbeez: I think the roasts could’ve been a bit better but the flow was smooth and fire. But it was pretty good and great rhyming. Good job to Astro

Angel: I loved it! The guitar solo at the end was something that I was no

not expecting. The roasts and rhyming were pretty good too. So I loved it!

Host: Judges, have you figured out your final scores?

Judges: Yeah!

Host: Alright! Let’s reveal the scores

Devon: I give it an 8

Orbeez: I give it a 7

Angel: I’ll give it an 8

Host: Astro got a 23! Which is pretty good! But can Gamer do better? Let’s find out! Gamer, are you ready?

(Flips mic)

Host: Alright! On your mark, Get ready, START!

(Gamer’s round starts)
Gamer: Listen up!
You lazy kid
Cocky d### who doesn’t control reality.
You might be the scripter but really you can’t control yourself mentally
So say goodbye. Cause your PomPalm can’t save you now.
It’s me and you gonna taken out this Newgrounds

Gamer: I’ve been playing since 19-9
It took you all those years to find.
You think you're smart and cool when really you don’t have no mind.
Might I remind you?
You died In Science Fiction!
And I am glad you faced eviction.
They didn’t want you
So just go cry in suspicion
Aw? What’s wrong?
Not feeling so blue?
Maybe cause in They are Newbie. I took your color from you
You know SMG4 got hacked.
And I think you know who.
Might wear blue, But after this. Your face will be TURNING RED!

You lazy kid
Cocky d### who doesn’t control reality.
You might be the scripter but really you can’t control yourself mentally
So say goodbye. Cause your PomPalm can’t save you now.
It’s me and you gonna taken out this Newgrounds

Host: Wow Gamer! That was insane!

(Astro wakes up)

Astro: Wait? He already performed?

Gamer: Were you not paying attention TO MY RAP?

Astro: No, Cause I was looking at Gamer’s art on AUL Wiki. Pretty cool right?

Gamer: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Host: Hang on! We gotta let the judges vote.

Angel: That was pretty aggressive. And I’m an angel. So… But it was still on fire!

Orbeez: Wow! Now that’s what I call rapping! The flow, The speed, the rhymes! That was amazing!

Devon: Wow, Sick! But it was very loud and kinda aggressive! That newgrounds joke was hilarious though.

Host: You guys have your scores?

Judges: Yeah!

Host: Alright! Let’s see what Gamer got!

Angel: Sorry, A 6

Orbeez: 8!!

Devon: Lucky 7

Host: Gamer scored a 21! Which means Astro will be advancing to ROUND 2!

Astro: YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH

Host: But hey! You viewers can still comment on who YOU think won the battle?

Astro: Hang on! I have a question for you, Gamer?

Gamer: What?

Astro: What’s 9+10?

(Gamer smacks Astro)

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There’s gonna be more?

Ye