so who's gonna do it

AAAAAAA

*socks it in the visor*

WHAT DID YOU DO IT'S MOANING

*starts beating it with a comically large paper towel roll*

IT'S MOANING HARDER AND IT'S STARTING TO RELEASE M I L K

WHAT THE HAP IS F**KENING

CARLOS IS MAKING THE PROTOGEN HORNY
AND THUS ACTIVATING THE MILK DISPENSERS

I THOUGHT IT WAS A TOASTER

according to the fine print on www.AnodyneIncorporated.com
it's a household machine that can help with various recreational activities, such as:
-toasting
-sausage grilling
-milk/water dispensing
-talking
-and much more!

Anodyne Incorporated is not responsible for any suggestive activities that this model might engage in.

DIDNT YOU READ THE LAST THING ABOUT THE SUGGESTIVE ACTIVITIES

NO I DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU PUT 10 GRAMS OF BURGERS IN THE LAST TOASTER AND IT EXPLODED

I WANTED TO MAKE A MAKESHIFT BUNGER ROYALE, OK
crap i said something i shouldn't have

ok well I recommend you tap the visor again before it decides to empty out it's milk storage tanks

*kicks it in the "milk storage tanks"*

ANODYNE MADE ME DO THIS

I'm gonna have a word with the higher personel of Anodyne

why the f**k did you just kick it in the tiddies

i thought it was it was a male :skull:

I literally said that it has a sausage grilling compartment up it's pussy :skull:

The hell how does sausage grilling work

a h a h a
funny story

ok if I'm gonna be honest you just have to stick the sausage up it's pussy

REFUND THIS NOW

I CAN'T
ANODYNE HAS A NO REFUND WARRANTY
IT LOOKED DIFFERENT ON THE PAGE

SELL IT TO A REDDITOR, STAT!

WE'LL HAVE NO TOASTER THEN
wait
Is that a no-horny mode option on the visor there

w h a t

TAP IT

too late tricky blew it up

f**k
thank god there's a warranty
and an extra came with it

WHAT

Carlos stop fuсking the protogen

IM BEATING IT LIKE ITS A WOMAN
HOW IS THAT
NEVER MIND

tricky you're an expert at this
how do we calm down the horny ass thicc protogen

Well uhhh

I may or may not have blown it up toasting a bomb

wait
I found something in the manual
" Suggestive mode "
ok
just uh
tap it on the visor

I blew it up

incorrect
it's bombproof.

I tried to toast a fuсkin black hole bomb

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