Poor dog

I named my dog "a weight" so I can say "I threw a weight across the room"

I named my cat Karens so I can say I have to deal with Karen's all day

Genius names ! :~)

Oh, wow

Lucky dog

I named my dog onions so when I cry I could say I was chopping onions

I named my dog “my sister,” so I can tell everyone I banged my sister