Please come into my room tonight and attempt to murder me.

At least i'll have 1 friend before I die

i exist

I have two friends named null.

You on imgflip and another guy on Minecraft

i am a murderer
i can murder/j

Can you touch PP's?

my uncle can touch PP's real good. Even the little 7 year olds down the street brag about how great he is at fiddling with their PP's. He could make money from touching peoples PP's but he only touches them if they're under 9 years old.

i
im gay but hellgmmaw

if you have a p**is he will squeeze it and it will fall off.