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YOUR CHILD MEMORIES MADE YOU DO THIS:; DO CHORES; BREAK A PLATE BY ACCIDENT; TRYING TO WALK ON WALLS LIKE SPIDERMAN; TRYING TO FLY AND ENDED UP GETTING HURT; LETTING YOUR WEAK DAD (IF HE IS) CARRY YOU AND HE ENDED UP GETTING HURT; HITTING A STUDENT IN 4TH GRADE AND ENDED UP GETTING EXPELLED; JUMP ON YOUR SLEEPY MOM AND LETTING HER NEED CPR; BURN DOWN YOUR HOME LIKE YOU BURN THE FIREWOOD WHEN YOU WENT CAMPING; DESTROY THE WORLD LIKE YOU DESTROYED YOUR BLOCK TOWER WHEN SHE TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP