Jeaves? Fetch my grill.

HEY
I TOLD YOU NOT TO ENTER

I have never been on to listen to athority.

1st: Authority
2nd: You gotta become a cult member since you know about it
3rd: Tell no one about this

And if I refuse?

You'll be sacrificed to the Bugsnax.

You see this? -whips out Remington- this.. IS MY BROOMSTICK!

Boomstick*

*slaps it out of your hand and lets the waffstackaraks blow it away*

-just yeets with meat ribbons.- I am a walking weapon, my shirt has its own health bar.

BUNGERS, SPUDDIES, CHARGE

*uses fireball, as it has to be this way intensifies*

(A cobhopper jumps into it, blocking it and turning into thousands of little vengeful popticks)

-just cooks them with his Nazi flamethrower-

*kicks you out of the basement*

Weeeee