Kashiko: I just came up with the most ingenious plan! We should drain the Earth of all of its water, and then eject all of that water into Jupiter! You know how massive Jupiter is, right?
Musume: Sounds like a great idea! But how will we do that?
Kashiko: What we’ll need for the operation is a planet sized syringe. We will stick the needle into Challenger Deep, and that’s how we’ll drain the Earth’s oceans. We’ll probably need extreme precision to drain all of the bodies of freshwater and outdoor swimming pools and water parks/reserves. For the indoor pools and water parks, reserves, etc, we will just use a smaller syringe that’s still big enough to catch all of the water in one go. The way we’ll tackle all of the groundwater without hurting the planet is still beyond me
Musume: Don’t worry, Kashiko. We’ll somehow figure out a way to get around the issue
Kashiko: From there, we can just inject all of the saltwater into Jupiter, and then send space probes to directly transport all of the freshwater syringes to Jupiter. The plan will work, even if the space probes do not live to see another day
Musume: Thank goodness! Without water, the world will surely become a better place!
