I'M BORED. MAYBE I'LL WATCH A MOVIE; *INHALES*; ABOUT A HUMAN-SIZED FAMILY OF WRINKLY ELF-EARED NAKED LIVER-SPOTTED TESTICLE-HEADED F**KERS WHO TOSS UP THE WU-TANG SYMBOL AND COMMUNICATE WITH A WHISTLE THEY CAN HEAR ACROSS MILES OF CALIFORNIA DESERT AND LOVE POUNDING COCA-COLA, WHICH RESEMBLES THE FLUID THEY SUCK OUT OF THE GROUND ON THEIR GALACTIC HOME WORLD.