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Can I pack my scared spunch bop

yes

can I bring some copepod food

yes

Yay! Can I pack my revolver?

yes

no you can't
you dare do that and I will commit park ranger power abuse

B-but.. big iron...

SHUT UP OR THE LAST THING YOU'LL SEE IS A BIG WHITE SHRIMP WITH NO EYES

I'll cook it for dinner. I assume my flamethrower is out of the question?

Nope

Bring it

You're gonna cook a 6 meter long shrimp that can rip your internal organs into sushi in mere seconds?

I'm american. I'll find a way.

ok try to get through 30 park rangers in the lower visitor center

You have to break a man's heart like that... Fine. No weapons..

we're meant to enjoy the flesh
not kill the wildlife

Yeah, gota cook the flesh to make it taste good. But fine. I won't bring my weapons. I won't bring most of them.

Flesh theft is a federal crime.

Its only a crime if you get caught.

can i have mod

LETS GO