meet*

Me: SHIT BRO ITS SEAMEN PROTECTER

Seamen protector: Alr let’s go

Me: alr

Seamen protector: yeah Ik bro

Me: BROOOOO

Seamen protector: yeah bro

Me: *weeze*

Seamen protector: now remove the a in my name

Me: semen protector

seamen protector: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Me:

Seamen protector: wanna get a beer

Me: bet

Trooper: ...

Peaches: Hello

Seamen protector: anyways.. *opens up twitch*

Peaches: What are we going to do?

Seamen protector: I mean a different form of catfishing

Peaches: What is catfishing?

Seamen protector: pretending to be someone you’re not

Peaches: Okay. *Changes to a dragon with pink red and green*

Seamen protector:I don’t think that’ll work..

Peaches: I used this color changing scale ability to look like a different dragon and it worked

Seamen: how about you uhh.. turn into a girl human..

Peaches: Do you have bracelet that could do it?

Seamen protector: no..

Peaches: I can't shape shift

seamen protector: uhh I think those bandits called the simps.

Peaches: What's a simp?

Seamen protector: basically people who do anything just to get someone, basically a stalker

Peaches: Oh should we stop them?

Seamen protector: you can’t, more keep coming every day

Peaches: What should we do then?

Seamen protector: I know one way, and that’s to catfish.

Peaches: How far is that?

seamen protector: what?

Peaches: How far is it to catfish?

Seamen protector: guess we’ll work with that..

Peaches: I'll introduce myself as Strawberry

Seamen protector: okay then.

Peaches: Where are we going?

Seamen protector: to the internet.

Peaches: How do we get there?

Seamen protector: through this. *pulls out a phone*

Peaches: What is that Apple?

Seamen protector: it’s a uhh.. company

Peaches: Oh

Seamen protector: oh hello, there

Peaches: Who are you?

seamen protector: bruh, you don’t know me? I’m a man of legend, the legendary person of COD, SEAMEN PROTECTOR

Peaches: I don't know you until know, my name is Peaches

Seamen protector: why is your name after a plural version of the fruit

Peaches: Most Rainwings are named after plants or animals

Seamen protector: what the hell

Peaches: I'm a Rainwing and I'm from the continent Pyrrhia

Seamen protector: I dunno if you took geography class or not but that’s not a continent

(Peaches is a Wings Of Fire OC)

(Ohok)

Peaches: I could show you sometime if you're not busy

Seamen protector: I’m always because, protecting the seamen.

Busy*

Peaches: What's a seamen?

Seamen protector: I actually don’t know

Peaches: How can you protect what you don't know?

Seamen protector: in my area they say seamen is in grave danger so I just call myself the seamen protector

Peaches: Oh

Seamen protector: yea

Peaches: I could help

seamen protector: how

Peaches: I have some friends as well as acid shooting fangs and camouflage

Seamen protector: I thought your species are only named as plants
or are those abilities

Peaches: The acid shooting fangs and camouflage are abilities

Seamen protector: okay

Peaches: I could show you my abilities if you'd like.

Seamen protector: yeah.. no thanks

Peaches: Okay

*..*

Peaches: What hurts Seamen?