*Sephiroth is taking Sayori on a piggyback ride while walking to a bazaar*
Sayori: Hey Sephiroth, you’ve been carrying me for a while. Can I carry you the rest of the way?
Sephiroth: Sure
*Sayori hops off of Sephiroth, then Sephiroth hops onto Sayori*
Sayori, carrying Sephiroth: This is fun!
Random female stranger: Wow! Look at that silver haired guy being carried by that poor girl! Shame on him!
Sayori: Ma’am, stop it. He’s my friend, and it was my decision to carry him the rest of the way. He’s been carrying me this entire time and I didn’t hear you complaining then
Stranger: Young lady, haven’t you heard of something called…self respect? Women shouldn’t be doing all of the work for men, you know!
Sayori: Ma’am, since when did lending a helping hand to a male friend mean that I don’t respect myself? Not to mention that self respect should apply to men as well, because I smell misandrism from the way you’re shaming my friend for taking a rest for once. Sephiroth, get down for just a second
*Sephiroth gets down, and Sayori chokes the stranger to death. As other strangers begin to come for them, Sephiroth proceeds to slice them with his sword*
Sayori: Hop on, Sephiroth. We’re going now
*Sephiroth hops onto Sayori’s shoulders, and Sayori carries him the rest of the way*
