I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got aย smallย dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows โ look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get:ย MY SUPER LASER PISS!!ย Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher;ย I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!ย How do you like that, Obama?!ย I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the pissย D R O P L E T Sย hit the f**king Earth, now get outta my f**king sight, before I piss on you too!