-Chad

"Those f**king zealots" -Emile

“I’m pretty open minded myself”-Kat

"I never got to really know what the ladies like" -Sgt. Johnson

“Hey chief, what are these other files in this storage chip”-cortana

"You dented my magnum!" -capt keyes

“You also dented my face in”-capt keyes

"I need to see a chiropracter; my back hurts like hell" -miranda keyes

“It has a pins and needles feeling in it”- miranda

"can i take my crown to hell with me?" -truth

“I’m a fatass so I have this thrown drive me around everywhere”- any prophet

"Me hungry" -some unggoy

“WORT WORT WORT”- some sangheli

GUYS I NEED TO DIE
SEE YAH Y’ALL IN HADES

"My face hurts like hell" -Six

“Allahu Ackbar”- Jorge

LMAO (its spelled akbar)
"Allahu Akbar" -Jorge

Literally the same pronunciation

true

Living is gay actually. I mean you are breathing the air a man put his pp in. So yeah if u do t wanna be gay then die.

What if I
What if I only breath through pussy

Then you're an incel.

Oh well

wait what about intersex ppl

They have that gay disease thing

oh
rip

well its also the air of a womans vagaina

"I know have skathariphobia" -Carter

“Heard of 9/11, now get ready for 8/30”-Carter