No diamands?

To: KSDawg

Sir/Madam,
You are hereby notified that you were, on the 4th day of June, 2022, legally drafted into service in the MSMG Army for the period of 1 month, as mandated by the ongoing war. You will accordingly report on or before June 6, 2022, at the recruitment post, or be deemed a deserter and punished accordingly.

What?

Period

Yes

stev's right shoulder looks weird

Yeah

No, I spent them all on netherite gear

Nice

Well don't blame me! Blame Alex, she stole all of my diamonds!

Simp

I didn't give them to her, how the 🌷🌂🌵🔑 am I a simp?!?

Simp

AAUUUGH