Some of us come up from the bottom
Not me, I started underneath
Between me and my father, we got cthonic beef
Wanna keep me locked up? You gotta kill me
And if you wanna play the heel
I'll be your Achilles
Can't keep me in the dark, sorry Mama Nyx
Like an Olympic salmon, I'm swimmin' up the Styx
All the way, ain't nothin' gonna stop me
Sorry Cerberus, but you're barkin' up the wrong tree
Doggonnit, I want out this house
I got two hot feet and I'm about to bounce
I'm sick of being grounded in Hades, damn
Pops, you're a God but not a ladies man
You never got consent from Persephone
She already left your ass, so resentfully
'Cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Or so you thought, before your son was born
With mountains to climb
And dungeons to run
You might be divine
But you'll find you're not your father's son
No fate knows what you'll become
But thank God you're not your father's son
Charon's ferry may only go one way
But I'll paddle back up shit's creek someday
I'm the Prince of Hades, I can take you under
Uncle Zeus trained me to bring the thunder
So I'll rain down doom like a godly storm
I was taught by Ares what a God is for
Athena, I don't need defense, you got me bored
I would drop a shield just to draw my sword
I'll dive right in, just like Poseidon
Now your behind is gonna meet my trident
When I earn a boon, I deserve the finest
So Dionysus, prove the wine list
I know Thanatos, I'm a friend of death
And Hypnos, I'm a legend on which you haven't slept
'Cause I put the work in, thanks for the help, Skelly
"If they pick a bone with you, go give 'em hell, Z"
With mountains to climb
And dungeons to run
You might be divine
But you'll find you're not your father's son
No fate knows what you'll become
But thank God you're not your father's son
From the pits of Tartarus, to the Elysium Fields
No sleep 'til Olympus, and the peak is the deal
'Cause the throne of Hades ain't a seat that I'm feelin'
And believe Zagreus gon' be keepin' it real
Even if I'm mythological, I am diabolical
Causing all my father's hair to fall out the follicles
The surface is all I wanna see
And nothing in the Underworld is stoppin' me
Fight and flight is my philosophy
'Cause I'm no homer, but I'm on my odyssey
Sculpted like a God, and I'll work that
Aphrodite even taught me how to thrist trap
Now I make 'em all weak, like I'm Hercules
What you call furies are for sure groupies
No tragedy here, my family's makin' amends
I'm the reason Orpheus is singing again