HEY, SINCE IT'S JUNE, JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU; THAT I'M GAY. OH THAT'S NICE,
GOOD FOR YOU. YOU DON'T SOUND VERY EXCITED.
I'M SUPER PROUD ABOUT IT. COOL MAN,
YOU DO YOU; I'M GAY & WANT YOU TO BE PROUD & HAPPY ABOUT IT; JUST LIKE I'M HAPPY & PROUD ABOUT IT. HONESTLY, I DON'T EVEN CARE. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KINDA HOMOPHOBE? NO, I'VE JUST NEVER DISCRIMINATED ON SEXUAL ORIENTATION, RACE, GENDER, OR ANY OTHER STUPID DIFFERENCE THE WORLD CONSISTENTLY TRIES TO DIVIDE US WITH. I LOVE YOU ALL THE SAME, GAY OR STRAIGHT, THEREFORE I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE, JUST BE YOURSELF.