Dear
Amby; Dear Amby:
BF is a miserable drunk and a hopeless drug addict. What should I do?
- Miserable in Miami; Life Advice
From A Famous Former Actress; Dear Miserable:; Bitch, why are you asking me?!
Well, whatever. First, go on a high-fiber diet, with plenty of corn.
You'll be needing that later. Next, if you love wine --
and wine bottles -- as much as
I do, buy it by the case! I go
"magnum," if you know what I mean.
And if you "love" your wine, be
sure to save a wine bottle complete
with your DNA evidence! Speaking
of going big, then take a dump in
BF's bed! Stop bothering me, bitch! Love, Amby
