Sans, Sans, wake up What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a bone to pick wit' 'em? No

SANS, SANS, WAKE UP WHAT IS IT, DUDE? A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD REALLY? AND YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK WIT' 'EM? NO TIME FOR PUNS COME ON, THAT WAS A REAL RIB TICKLER, AYY UGH, ENOUGH ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO AGAIN WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND GIVE US THE BALLS IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND GIVE US THE BALLS WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN GIVE US THE BALLS I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN GIVE US THE BALLS CAN IT, SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER GIVE US THE BALLS YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC GIVE US THE BALLS ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULLEST KIND GIVE US THE BALLS WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS HUMANS BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNIN' ONE DAY WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE THROUGH ALL YOUR TRAVELS, YOUR SINS WILL FOLLOW YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE REALLY, SANS? WHAT? THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN? YUP YOU IMBECILE THAT WAS VERY CLEVER HEH, THANKS, BUDDY YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND GIVE US THE BALLS GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT GIVE US THE BALLS YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US GIVE US THE BALLS IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL GIVE US THE BALLS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US TEST THE HUMAN WITH ONE OF YOUR PUZZLES BRILLIANT, SANS, THAT'LL LEAVE HIM BEFUDDLED I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI GIVE US THE BALLS STOP IT SANS, I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN' GIVE US THE BALLS WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS I AM THE MASTERMIND, HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE GIVE US THE BALLS YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WANDER FOR HOURS YOU MIGHT EVEN DECIDE TO START TALKIN' TO FLOWERS WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE SOMEDAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HARD GIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLS KIDDING, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL GIVE US THE BALLS DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND GIVE US THE BALLS WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW GIVE US THE BALLS IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON GIVE US THE BALLS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS GIVE US THE BALLS YOU'VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE GIVE US THE BALLS ALAS, SANS, SANS, WAKE UP WHAT IS IT, DUDE? A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD REALLY? AND YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK WIT' 'EM? NO TIME FOR PUNS COME ON, THAT WAS A REAL RIB TICKLER, AYY UGH, ENOUGH ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO AGAIN WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND GIVE US THE BALLS IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND GIVE US THE BALLS WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN GIVE US THE BALLS I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN GIVE US THE BALLS CAN IT, SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER GIVE US THE BALLS YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC GIVE US THE BALLS ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULLEST KIND GIVE US THE BALLS WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS HUMANS BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNIN' ONE DAY WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY BACK TO THE SURFACE THROUGH ALL YOUR TRAVELS, YOUR SINS WILL FOLLOW YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE REALLY, SANS? WHAT? THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN? YUP YOU IMBECILE THAT WAS VERY CLEVER HEH, THANKS, BUDDY YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND GIVE US THE BALLS GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT GIVE US THE BALLS YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US GIVE US THE BALLS IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL GIVE US THE BALLS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US TEST THE HUMAN WITH ONE OF YOUR PUZZLES BRILLIANT, SANS, THAT'LL LEAVE HIM BEFUDDLED I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI GIVE US THE BALLS STOP IT SANS, I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN' GIVE US THE BALLS WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS I AM THE MASTERMIND, HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE GIVE US THE BALLS YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WANDER FOR HOURS YOU MIGHT EVEN DECIDE TO START TALKIN' TO FLOWERS WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE SOMEDAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HARD GIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLS KIDDING, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL GIVE US THE BALLS DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND GIVE US THE BALLS WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW GIVE US THE BALLS IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON GIVE US THE BALLS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS GIVE US THE BALLS YOU'VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE GIVE US THE BALLS ALAS,