Sans, Sans, wake up
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world
Really? And you got a bone to pick wit' 'em?
No time for puns
Come on, that was a real rib tickler, ayy
Ugh, enough
Alright, here we go again
Welcome to the underground
GIVE US THE BALLS
If you wanna look around
GIVE US THE BALLS
We don't see humans often
GIVE US THE BALLS
I'll be so popular
When I show all the monsters what I just brought in
GIVE US THE BALLS
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
GIVE US THE BALLS
You're just lazy and apathetic
GIVE US THE BALLS
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
GIVE US THE BALLS
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile
That was very clever
Heh, thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the underground
GIVE US THE BALLS
Good luck ever getting out
GIVE US THE BALLS
You could show mercy to us
GIVE US THE BALLS
Is your heart full of evil
GIVE US THE BALLS
I, the great Papyrus
Challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
GIVE US THE BALLS
Stop it Sans, I'm done with the jokin'
GIVE US THE BALLS
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
GIVE US THE BALLS
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Someday I'll join the royal guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard
GIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLSGIVE US THE BALLS
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
GIVE US THE BALLS
Down here in the underground
GIVE US THE BALLS
We wanted to tell you now
GIVE US THE BALLS
If you survive this prison
GIVE US THE BALLS
Don't mess around with monsters
GIVE US THE BALLS
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
When I stump you with some junior jumble
GIVE US THE BALLS
Alas,
